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How My Deadlift Helped Me Sell Wall Art (and Start SWOLE PAT...

Some people lift for numbers. I lifted for freedom. My deadlift didn’t just break plates—it shattered my fear of selling art. Here’s the wild, stupid, and brutally honest journey of how one barbell and a sketchpad started my first online brand: SWOLE PATROL.

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ONE BILLION COFFEE DRINKERS: A Comedic Skit.

Coffee isn’t just a drink anymore — it’s a global obsession. Over one billion people gulp down their daily dose of bitter bean juice, transforming from half-zombies into semi-functional humans. In this caffeine-fueled chaos, your mug isn’t just a vessel — it’s your battle flag. That’s where Teka Originals’ sarcastic coffee mugs come in. From “Death Before Decaf” to “Coffee First. Screaming Later.,” our mugs are designed for the caffeine warriors who refuse to fake their mornings. Whether you’re fighting the weak brew or embracing your Monday regrets, these mugs don’t just hold coffee — they hold your truth. Grab your mug, laugh at the madness, and own your caffeine addiction with style.

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Smoke, Mirrors, and $30 Scams: How Fake AI SEO Gurus Are Con...

In a world where everyone’s suddenly an “AI SEO expert,” it’s time to expose the racket. From fake certifications to automated nonsense, we’re calling out the scams and setting the record straight. AI can help your business—but not like they want you to believe. Read on before your wallet becomes another “AI success story.”

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The Human, Raw, and Real Blueprint for Turning Your Chaos In...

Ever stared at a blank screen and whispered “WTF” 20 times in an hour? Good. You’re not alone—and that means you’re exactly the person this blog was made for. Content That Sells: A 1-Day Blog Strategy for Lazy Creators is more than a guide. It’s a blueprint for creators who want to make cash without selling their soul. It’s fast. It’s dirty. It’s yours. Let's build something that doesn’t suck.

Forks, Fizz, and F—kery: How Food Became Society’s Spirit Animal

Forks, Fizz, and F—kery: How Food Became Society’s Spirit An...

If society were a meal, we’re currently choking on dessert while Instagramming the menu we never read. Welcome to the buffet of broken dreams, where food and drink aren’t just sustenance—they’re coping mechanisms, culture wars, and TikTok content in disguise. Strap in.