Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

🤔 Welcome to the Teka Originals FAQ

If you've ever wondered, "What the heck is this brand?" or "Will this hilarious plaque survive shipping?" — you're in the right place. We're the masterminds behind the sarcastic gifts people actually want. Whether you're buying a funny mug that screams emotional damage or a plaque that sums up your family trauma in 12 words or less, we’ve got answers.

💬 What You'll Find Below

We’ve crammed this page with answers to your burning questions like:

  • Do we ship fast? (Yes.)

  • Can you return something if your mom gets offended? (Also yes.)

  • What’s our deal with custom orders? (We're working on it.)

 

🚚 We Keep It Simple, Just Like Your Ex's Excuses

Our shipping is quick, our packaging is tough, and we don’t ghost our customers. If something breaks or goes missing in the void of USPS, we’ll make it right—no begging, no forms, no drama.

🧠 Sarcasm Is Our Love Language

Teka Originals is more than a store—it’s therapy, but cheaper. Our products are designed to make you laugh, cry, and hit “add to cart” all at the same time. And if you’re not laughing? Well, maybe our return policy will cheer you up.


🧼 TL;DR: We’re here for your questions. We’re here for your chaos. And we’re here to help, even if your dad still thinks the internet is a fad.