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Tired of giving Dad boring gifts he won’t remember—or worse, will pretend to love? This brutally honest, sarcastic gift guide serves up hilarious plaques, fart-powered t-shirts, and patriotic chaos for the man who raised you with bad jokes and worse advice. These gifts don’t just make him laugh—they call him out, respectfully.