Mood: Sarcasm 80% Caffeine 20% Coffee Mug

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Let’s be honest — you don’t run on motivation, you run on sarcasm and coffee. This Mood: Sarcasm 80% Caffeine 20% Coffee Mug isn’t just a cup; it’s your morning manifesto. Whether you’re dodging pointless Zoom calls or mentally drafting your resignation letter while sipping your third cup, this mug tells the world exactly what fuels you — and it isn’t optimism.

TEKA ORIGINAKS 2025 PRESS RELEASE

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Your daily brew with a shot of truth and sarcasm.

Some mugs are just mugs. They sit in the cupboard, collect dust, and occasionally make an appearance when all your “real” coffee cups are in the dishwasher. But then there’s the mug — the one that becomes part of your identity. The one you reach for every morning without even thinking. The one that’s less “dishware” and more “emotional support system.” The Mood: Sarcasm 80% Caffeine 20% Coffee Mug is that mug. And if you’re reading this, chances are you already know it.

Because let’s face it — mornings are hard. They’re not just “wake up and go” events; they’re an endurance sport. You roll out of bed, stumble into the kitchen, and by the time you’ve poured your first cup of coffee, you’re already rehearsing your “I’m fine” face for the day ahead. But the truth? You’re not fine. You’re running on fumes, caffeine, and the occasional burst of sarcastic commentary that keeps you from going full unfiltered honesty in the company Slack channel.

This mug doesn’t just hold your coffee; it speaks your truth. Eighty percent sarcasm, twenty percent caffeine — a mathematically perfect representation of the human condition in the modern workplace. Whether you’re in an open-plan office, working from home in your sweatpants, or halfway through a conference call wondering if you can mute yourself long enough to scream into a pillow, this mug says exactly what you’re thinking without you having to utter a word.

And because we know you’re particular about your coffee vessels (you’ve been burned before — literally and figuratively), this mug is built for comfort and function. The smooth ceramic finish feels solid in your hand, the generous 11-ounce capacity means fewer refills, and the design? Permanent. No cheap stickers here. It’s dishwasher-safe, microwave-safe, and will survive the kind of “accidental” desk drops that happen after reading yet another “per my last email.”

But here’s the thing — this mug isn’t just for you. It’s for every friend, co-worker, or relative who needs a little truth with their morning brew. It’s the perfect funny coffee mug for office humor lovers, the best sarcastic home office gift for birthdays, holidays, or those moments when someone just got promoted to “Chief of Holding It Together.”

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FAQs

Q: Is the design printed on both sides?
A: Yes — sarcasm should be visible from all angles.

Q: Can I microwave it?
A: Absolutely. This mug thrives under pressure and heat — just like you.

Q: Is this a good gift?
A: If they love coffee, sarcasm, and laughing through the pain of daily life, it’s perfect.

Q: How big is it?
A: 11 ounces — the sweet spot between “not enough coffee” and “I’m about to vibrate through the wall.”

Why You Need This Mug in Your Life

• Daily Affirmation, But Real: No fake “Live, Laugh, Love” energy here. This is your real-life mantra.

• Conversation Starter: Expect nods of approval from fellow caffeine addicts and side-eyes from management. Both are satisfying.

• Built for the Grind: Holds up through morning chaos, afternoon slumps, and that dangerous 9 PM “just one more cup” decision.

Bundle & Save — Because One Mug Is Never Enough

• Buy 1 – 10% Off

• Buy 2 – 20% Off

• Buy 3 – 30% Off
  Always Free Shipping — because shipping fees are the real sarcasm.

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FAQs

Q: Is the design printed on both sides?
A: Yes — sarcasm should be visible from all angles.

Q: Can I microwave it?
A: Absolutely. This mug thrives under pressure and heat — just like you.

Q: Is this a good gift?
A: If they love coffee, sarcasm, and laughing through the pain of daily life, it’s perfect.

Q: How big is it?
A: 11 ounces — the sweet spot between “not enough coffee” and “I’m about to vibrate through the wall.”

Reviews

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Best purchase of the year. My co-workers don’t talk to me until I finish my coffee now, which is exactly what I wanted.” — Jamie P.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Got this as a gift for my sister. She works from home and says it’s like her spirit animal in mug form.” — Chris L.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Solid quality, great print, and dishwasher safe. I use it every morning — sometimes twice.” — Dana R.

If your mornings run on sarcasm and caffeine (and let’s be real, they do), don’t settle for a boring mug. Grab the Mood: Sarcasm 80% Caffeine 20% Coffee Mug today, bundle it with a few more for maximum savings, and let your drinkware speak the truth your email signature can’t.

This high-quality 15oz ceramic white mug has a premium hard coat that provides crisp and vibrant color reproduction sure to last for years. Perfect for all hot & cold beverages.

Features:

• High Gloss + Premium White Finish

• ORCA Coating

• Dishwasher and Microwave Safe

• 3.7"H x 3.7"W x 3.2"D

• 10.2" Circumference

Stephen Matthews: Founder/Creator Teka Originals