Blocked You Online – Funny Social Media Plaque

Blocking someone is self-care.

This plaque just says what your heart wanted to post. Loud, petty, and 100% justified — for the chronically unbothered.

Blocked You for a Reason – Comedy Plaque

Let’s keep it real: blocking someone online is the new “lose my number.” And whether it was an ex, a frenemy, a family member, or some random who couldn’t stop reacting with emojis — this plaque makes it loud and crystal clear:
You were blocked, and you deserved it.

The “If I Blocked You on Social Media...” plaque is for the bold, the petty, and the unbothered queens and kings of their digital castle. You curate your vibe, your peace, your platform — and this sarcastic comedy plaque proudly hangs in that exact same spirit.

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The Full Quote:

“If I blocked you on social media, and you see me in the street, the block still applies in real life."

That’s it. That’s the truth. No follow-up. No explanation. No remorse.

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Plaque Specs

• Size: 10” x 6” – perfectly petty and proudly sized

• Design: Matte finish, monochrome bold font, vintage snapback-style

• Mounting: Includes built-in sawtooth hanger + tabletop stand mount

• Packaging: Wrapped in bubble wrap and judgment

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Perfect For:

• People who cleanse timelines like spiritual rituals

• Friends with savage meme folders

• Social media influencers (or the ghost followers they blocked)

• Teenagers who say “I did what had to be done”

• Coworkers with private accounts and drama receipts

• That one friend who blocked their ex's mom

This plaque fits beautifully in:

• Bedroom walls

• Dorms and teenage lairs

• Office cubicles (for those HR-proof passive-aggressive vibes)

• Content creator setups or YouTube backdrops

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Stephen Matthews’ Commentary

“Some people set boundaries. Others post about it. But the real MVPs? They block — silently, swiftly, and stylishly. This plaque is for them. It’s not rude. It’s healing.”

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Use Cases (You Know You Know):

• You blocked your ex but their cousin still watches your stories.

• You had to block someone who “didn’t do anything technically wrong,” but the vibes were off.

• You blocked your old job’s Instagram because they kept living without you.

• You blocked a friend, then unblocked them, then blocked again — this time for peace.

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Real Talk: Why This Plaque Sells

This is more than funny decor. It’s a badge of survival in the digital jungle.

People buy this plaque because:

• It validates their pettiness and growth

• It sparks laughs, conversation, and confession

• It stands out from every bland “inspiration” quote on Etsy

• It belongs in the age of curated boundaries and no more BS

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Built-in Benefits

• Blends with Gen Z + millennial aesthetics

• Makes people stop and laugh (and self-reflect)

• Works as a photo prop or viral Reels background

• Pairs perfectly with iced coffee and no explanations

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FAQ Section

Q: Can I use this as a gift for someone I blocked?
A: Honestly? Iconic.

Q: Can I hang this at work?
A: If your boss has a sense of humor, yes. If not… maybe in your cubicle.

Q: Is this offensive?
A: Only to people who got blocked and didn’t read the room.

Q: Can you make one that says “Muted IRL”?
A: If there’s demand, we’ll print that next.

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Call to Action

Let them know — without having to post it.
Add to cart now before it sells out. This design’s blocking energy won’t last forever.
Comedy Corner’s not here to inspire. We’re here to laugh through the mess.

🗣️ “Certified by Captain Comedy. Scroll up and laugh responsibly.”

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All signs are printed and come with a key hole slot on the back of the sign for hanging. A stand is not included.

These signs are made from Medium Density Fiber (MDF) it is a composite wood material.

Dimensions & Specs

• Size: 6" wide x 10" tall

• Material: 1/4" MDF

• All signs are printed and are not engraved