Mom’s Kitchen Rules – Funny Humorous Wall Plaque

Every mom has her rules. Some are sweet, some are strict, and some are downright hilarious. The “Mom’s Kitchen Rules” plaque turns those unspoken laws into a bold, funny, and decorative reminder for family and visitors alike. Perfect for kitchens that double as command centers, gossip hubs, and midnight-snack headquarters.

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A witty set of “House Laws” every guest should read.

Welcome to Mom’s Kitchen—where laughter is served alongside the lasagna.
The “Mom’s Kitchen Rules” funny humorous plaque is more than wall décor—it’s a manifesto. It tells everyone who crosses the threshold that this kitchen is a mom-run monarchy, and the rules are not just suggestions… they’re the way of life.

Made for moms who appreciate a dash of sass in their decorating, this wall plaque mixes warmth, humor, and a hint of sarcasm, reminding everyone from rowdy kids to overly curious in-laws that they’re dining in a space where mom knows best.

Design That Delivers the Punchline

This funny kitchen wall plaque features a classic rustic-chic design—warm wooden tones, crisp typography, and whimsical flourishes. The lettering is bold enough to grab attention but elegant enough to blend seamlessly with farmhouse, modern, or eclectic interiors. Whether it’s hung above the coffee station, near the dining table, or right beside the fridge (where the rule-breakers lurk), this plaque stands out.

The Rules (And They’re Non-Negotiable)

While every mom may have her own specific code of conduct, our pre-set “Mom’s Kitchen Rules” cover the essentials with charm and cheek:

• If you empty it, fill it – Yes, that means the coffee pot too.

• If you dirty it, clean it – We’re not running a 24-hour maid service.

• If you spill it, wipe it – Sticky counters are a crime here.

• If you’re full, praise the chef – Gratitude is free, folks.

• If you’re looking for trouble, you’ve found it – And she’s wearing an apron.

These rules make for great kitchen humor but also function as a low-key reminder to keep the heart of the home running smoothly.

Why This Plaque Works in Every Kitchen

• Blends Humor & Warmth – Makes guests laugh while also letting them know who’s boss.

• Durable Build – High-quality MDF or solid wood base with fade-resistant print.

• Versatile Style – Works with modern, rustic, or transitional décor.

• The Perfect Gift – Ideal for Mother’s Day, birthdays, housewarmings, or as a fun hostess gift.

Gift It, Keep It, Or Both

Looking for a funny gift for mom? Want to add humorous kitchen décor to your own home? This plaque nails both. It’s the kind of present that becomes a conversation starter at family dinners and a fond reminder of shared moments.

Pair it with our Queen of Everything Plaque for a full dose of sass, or bundle it with the Coffee Humor Plaque Collection for a kitchen that speaks fluent sarcasm.

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Specifications:

• Material: Solid MDF with premium UV printing

• Dimensions: 12" x 8" (other sizes available)

• Finish: Rustic wood texture or smooth matte background

• Mounting: Ready-to-hang with pre-installed hardware

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FAQ

Q: Can the text be customized with my own rules?
A: Absolutely. We offer custom designs so you can enforce your own kitchen commandments.

Q: Is it safe to hang near a stove or sink?
A: Yes, the UV printing is resistant to moisture and heat, though avoid direct flame or soaking.

Q: How fast will it ship?
A: Orders leave our workshop within 2–3 business days and typically arrive in 5–7 days.

Customer Reviews

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Hilarious and stylish—everyone comments on it when they come over!” – Lisa K.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Perfect gift for my mom. She laughed so hard when she read the rules.” – Amanda F.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Looks beautiful in my kitchen and keeps the kids on their toes.” – Rachel B.

Give that special person in your life a gift they'll cherish for a lifetime with this custom designed sign. This is a one-of-a-kind sign not sold anywhere else!

All signs are printed and come with a keyhole slot on the back of the sign for hanging. A stand is not included.

MADE IN THE USA!

These signs are made from Medium Density Fiber (MDF) it is a composite wood material.

Dimensions & Specs

• Size: 15" x 5"

• Material: 1/4" MDF

• All signs are printed and are not engraved