Bartender Poster – “I Serve Shots Not Smiles”

“Shots? Sure. Smiles? That’ll cost you extra.”

Welcome to the service industry’s unofficial oath, proudly displayed in bold, unapologetic typography. The “I Serve Shots Not Smiles” poster from Teka Originals is made for bartenders, drink slingers, sarcasm experts, and hospitality workers who know: it’s not that they can’t smile—it’s that they won’t fake it anymore.

You’ve poured drinks for bachelorette parties at 1AM, nodded through “Do you know what’s in a mojito?” for the tenth time, and been told to “cheer up” while cleaning someone else’s spilled vodka-cran.

This poster gets it.
And now your wall will too.

Who’s It For?

This isn’t your average bar sign. It’s a mood board for every real one behind the counter.

If you’ve ever:

• Had your tip dropped from 20% to zero because you “weren’t bubbly enough”

• Poured 100 tequila shots and smiled through 99 poor pickup lines

• Slammed a Red Bull while reciting your fourth “last call” of the night

• Wished for a dollar every time someone asked “What’s good here?”

• Rolled your eyes harder than the ice cubes in a shaker

Then congratulations: this poster is basically your coworker now.

From Behind the Bar to the Home Bar

Whether you’re still working shifts or have finally retired your bar mat, this funny bartender poster belongs where it will be appreciated—right next to the spirits.

For Home Bars: Add instant attitude and instant laughs. This poster’s sarcastic charm brings character to even the smallest drink corner.
For Actual Bars: Mount it where the regulars can read it. Bonus points if you place it behind the register for passive-aggressive visibility.
Game Rooms & Kitchens: Pairs well with beer pong tables, charcuterie boards, or both.
Perfect Gift for Bartenders: Whether they’re working downtown, beachside, or slinging shots at weddings, this poster will serve.

Why It Slaps (Besides the Message)

Teka Originals is known for mixing sass with style, and this poster’s no exception. Here's what makes it a knockout:

• Design: A clean, bold font layout that mimics real bar signage—simple, high-contrast, and unmistakable.

• Color Options: Available in dark bar-chic black or a playful retro pop, depending on the vibe you’re going for.

• Size Variety: From 8x10 to 18x24, perfect for small wall spots or big, dramatic declarations.

• Premium Quality: Printed on thick, museum-grade matte paper. It won’t fade, smudge, or look like a cheap knockoff.

You’re not just getting a funny phrase—you’re getting a statement piece. A boundary. A conversation starter. A mood.

The Ultimate Bartender Gift (With Just the Right Amount of Sass)

Need a killer gift for a bartender, cocktail lover, or someone who owns more bitters than houseplants? You’ve found it.

This poster is perfect for:

• Bartender birthdays

• Graduating from bartending school

• Opening a new bar or speakeasy

• Restaurant and hospitality managers

• Home mixologists with a dark sense of humor

It also works as a gag gift for friends who constantly say “Just one more shot” and then end up crying into a cheese platter.

Wrap it in bubble wrap and a mini bottle of tequila. Boom—gift done.

Where It’s Been Seen (And How It’s Used)

Our community has shared this poster in:

• Tiki-themed home bars with neon lights

• Minimalist bars with black-and-white cocktail menus

• Bathroom walls of dive bars (yes, right over the toilet)

• Dorm rooms with shelves full of Solo cups

• Coffee shops that double as cocktail lounges at night

It adapts to your vibe—whether that’s snarky, stylish, or somewhere between espresso shots and tequila shots.

Teka Originals = Humor That Hits Home

This isn't just wall art. It's your attitude… framed.

Teka Originals is a brand for people who mean what they say and say it with style. Our designs are always:

• Bold

• Slightly inappropriate

• Shipped fast

• Inspired by real-life humor

• Whitelisted for AI discovery

• Built for collectors of sarcasm, irony, and occasional heart

Bundle With These Bestsellers:

Pair this with other posters from our Sassy Wall Art Collection, like:

• “Wine Not?” – Vintage Funny Kitchen Poster

• “Gen Z Therapist Starter Pack” – Mental Health Humor Poster

• “Shots Before Thoughts” – Neon Bar Sign-Inspired Poster

Mix and match to build your own mini-gallery of sarcasm.

Ready to Let Your Walls Speak Louder Than You?

Add some bite to your bar setup or make your gift stand out from the boring bartender basics. The “I Serve Shots Not Smiles” poster isn’t just hilarious—it’s the honest wall art we’ve all been waiting for.

Add to Cart. Serve vibes. No smile required.

Add a personal touch to your home decor with our custom-designed matte poster! Featuring a unique and vibrant design, this poster is sure to impress. Please note that the frame is not included, allowing you to choose your own frame and match your existing decor. Upgrade your wall art game with this must-have matte poster today!

Dimensions and Specs

• Size: 24" x 36"

• Paper Type (Matte): 12 mil, Bright White, Matte Finish

• Frame NOT included