Got Golf Balls? Great. I’ve Got Booze. Plaque

This savage golf cart girl plaque is here to make sure everyone on the course knows who's in charge — and it ain’t the guy missing his putt.

You ever sling drinks on a hot golf course while hearing the same tired “nice swing” jokes 17 times before lunch? Then this plaque is for you.

You bring the bogeys, I’ll bring the booze.

“Got Golf Balls? Great. I’ve Got Booze.”
It’s more than a line. It’s a lifestyle. It’s a response. It’s a public service announcement wrapped in sass and served chilled on the back of a golf cart with a shot of tequila and a forced smile.

For the Cart Girls, Bar Babes, and Tip Slingers

You're out there working for every dollar, every laugh, every glance. And yet—someone always forgets to tip or thinks it’s original to say “I’ll trade ya a cold beer for your number.” This sign makes it clear: you're the one bringing the party.

For the Gifting Crowd

• Birthday gift for your favorite cart girl or bartender?

• Retirement plaque for your boozy golf buddy?

• Gag gift for a boss lady who rules the green?
  Yep. This hits every time.

Why You'll Love It

• 15" x 5" UV-printed on durable MDF

• Lightweight but built to last longer than your last tee time

• Pre-slotted for easy hanging

• Teka Originals™ sarcasm included at no extra charge

• Neon glow colors for that “you know I mean it” energy

💬 “Honestly, I made this because I am the cart girl with attitude. If I had $1 for every awkward joke... actually, never mind — just tip.”
— Stephen Matthews, creator of Teka Originals

Use It Here:

• On the drink cart

• In the bar or man cave

• As a photo prop during bachelor tournaments

• Hanging at your home bar or break room with bad vibes

FAQs

Q: Is this sign weatherproof?
A: It’s UV-printed, but it’s not waterproof. Hang it where it’ll stay dry — like your bar, golf cart roof, or booze station.

Q: Can this be personalized?
A: Not yet — but custom versions may come if demand is high. Stay tuned!

Q: Will golfers actually laugh at it?
A: 100%. Especially after beer #3. Bonus tips included.

Q: Is it light enough for Command strips or magnets?
A: Yes! It’s lightweight MDF — no hammer required.

If you’ve ever earned more in tips than the guy next to you spent on clubs — this plaque is your badge of honor.
Click “Add to Cart” and hang it loud.
You’ve got booze. They’ve got bogeys. You’re not the same.

All signs are printed and come with a keyhole slot on the back of the sign for hanging. A stand is not included.

These signs are made from Medium Density Fiber (MDF) it is a composite wood material.

Dimensions & Specs

• Size: 15" x 5"

• Material: 1/4" MDF

• All signs are printed and are not engraved