What If Sarcasm Had An Expiration Date? | Teka Originals

Because sometimes… you’re not arguing, you’re just educating. 

Meet the sassiest little truth-teller in gift form:
Our “I’m Not Arguing, I’m Just Explaining Why I’m Right” sign comes with a soft and huggable teddy bear sidekick—adding a warm and fuzzy twist to a hilariously accurate quote.

Perfect for the bold friend, the sassy sibling, the I-always-win-debates coworker, or even your partner (you know who they are). Whether it lives on a desk, dresser, or shelf, this combo is equal parts adorable and attitude.

Great for gifting, decorating, or letting everyone know how it really is.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Witty + Warm: Pairs cheeky humor with an irresistibly cuddly bear.

• Premium Materials: High-quality sign print and plush bear made for keeps.

• Gift-Ready: Comes ready to wow for birthdays, holidays, or “just because.”

• Universal Vibe: For friends, partners, coworkers, and every confident know-it-all.

Dimensions & Specs

Teddy Bear

• Sizes - 9", or 14" while sitting, from head to bottom

• Feel - Soft and cuddly, stuffed with hypoallergenic fiber fill

• Quality - This is a premium plush toy

• Safety - All of our plushes meet US safety standards and are hypoallergenic

MDF Sign

• Size: 15" x 5"

• Material: 1/4" MDF

• All signs are printed and are not engraved