The Too Much Eggnog Christmas Postcard isn’t about sending festive greetings — it’s about surviving them. This glossy piece of holiday chaos captures the true spirit of December: the cousin who brought “spiked” eggnog, the uncle asleep by 4 PM, and the family cat wearing tinsel like regret. Equal parts art print, social commentary, and confession, this card laughs right in the face of seasonal perfection. Send it, frame it, or use it as your apology note to the bartender — the choice is yours.
When “holiday cheer” turns into a full-blown eggnog intervention.
Statement
This isn’t just a Christmas postcard — it’s a lifestyle protest. A glossy rebellion against cookie-cutter cheer. The Too Much Eggnog Christmas Postcard says what we’re all thinking: the holidays peaked around glass three, and everything since has been a hangover with tinsel.
It’s loud, unapologetic, and soaked in sarcasm (and possibly eggnog). This card doesn’t whisper “Merry Christmas”; it bellows “Who added rum to the punch again?” It’s for the friend who always brings laughter to chaos, the coworker who knows HR is watching, and that one relative who’s somehow still wearing sunglasses indoors.
🎄 CULTURAL RELEVANCE: HOLIDAY CHAOS, AMERICAN STYLE
Forget snow-globe fantasies — this postcard captures the real Christmas. The one where someone burns the ham, the dog eats the wrapping paper, and everyone pretends that this year will be calmer. It’s satire meets survival. Teka Originals designed it as both a keepsake and a wink at every dysfunctional December that ever was. Think Norman Rockwell meets holiday hangover.
We live in a world where “questionable cheer” is the true Christmas spirit — and this postcard bottles it beautifully, right between the spilled eggnog and your dignity.
🍸 THE POSTCARD’S TRUTH: TOO MUCH EGGNOG, TOO LITTLE PEACE
The secret ingredient to every great holiday? Denial — and a little spiked eggnog. This card is for those who know that balance means adding ice to the bourbon. It’s glossy enough to gift, funny enough to keep, and bold enough to remind everyone that perfection is overrated.
Hand-drawn details, retro 1950s style, printed with vibrant archival ink — this postcard looks like vintage nostalgia until you read the caption. Then it hits you: this is the anti-Hallmark.
📜 HUMOR + HISTORY
Holiday postcards used to promise innocence — sleigh rides, warm fires, unburnt cookies. But by the 1980s, commercialization had drowned sincerity in glitter. Fast-forward to 2025, and we’re all just trying to survive group chats named “Secret Santa but make it trauma bonding.”
That’s where this card lives — in the crossfire of chaos and charm. A nod to vintage satire art(Wikipedia: Satirical Postcards), mixed with the print precision of Real Thread’s archival methods, and caffeinated energy worthy of Sprudge’s coffee-fueled humor. Real culture. Real sarcasm. Real December.
🖤 FUNCTIONAL BREAKDOWN
Premium Matte Finish: Thick enough to survive eggnog spills and postal meltdowns.
Eco-Friendly Paper: Because saving the planet matters — even when drunk Uncle Larry doesn’t.
Archival Inks: Colors stay bright long after your New Year’s resolutions fade.
Bold Print: 1950s-style typography that screams “nostalgic chaos.”
Perfect Size: Frame it, send it, or stash it with your emotional receipts.
🎁 BUNDLE SAVINGS: BECAUSE CHAOS LOVES COMPANY
Buy three postcards and get 30% off — call it “buy three mistakes, get one regret.” Mix with other fan favorites like “Coffee First – Screaming Later,”“Sippy Cup of Shame,” and “World’s Best Farter” for a full dose of dysfunctional cheer. Bundle now before holiday shipping turns into emotional damage.
If your holidays usually end with someone asleep under the tree and someone else Googling “is eggnog flammable,” this postcard belongs in your life. Add it to cart, send it to chaos-loving friends, and own the season like a sarcastic legend. Stock melts faster than ice in bourbon — order before your next bad decision ships first.
FINAL STATEMENT
Too Much Eggnog Christmas Postcard — where glossy sarcasm meets festive regret. Perfectly printed proof that the holidays are better when we stop pretending and start laughing.
This canvas message card will make the perfect gift for that special loved one in your life. It is made from 7 ounce triple primed canvas that is thicker, stronger, and more durable. The cotton canvas is mounted to solid 1/8" thick boards, to allow for maximum strength and stability. the addition you can add a personalized touch by writing on the back of the message card when you receive it.
