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  • A bold, sarcastic graphic card titled "To the Chef Who Isn’t One," mocking fake culinary confidence with comic visuals and over-the-top humor.
  • A bold, sarcastic graphic card titled "To the Chef Who Isn’t One," mocking fake culinary confidence with comic visuals and over-the-top humor.
  • A bold, sarcastic graphic card titled "To the Chef Who Isn’t One," mocking fake culinary confidence with comic visuals and over-the-top humor.
  • A bold, sarcastic graphic card titled "To the Chef Who Isn’t One," mocking fake culinary confidence with comic visuals and over-the-top humor.
  • A bold, sarcastic graphic card titled "To the Chef Who Isn’t One," mocking fake culinary confidence with comic visuals and over-the-top humor.
  • A bold, sarcastic graphic card titled "To the Chef Who Isn’t One," mocking fake culinary confidence with comic visuals and over-the-top humor.

Culinary Humor, Boldly Hung

⭐ 5-Star Rating
Maya L. – Verified Customer
“Hilarious and relatable! Perfect for my kitchen wall and gets laughs from every guest.”

Product Overview

Some kitchen truths need to be said… loudly.

The TO THE CHEF WALL PLAQUE: Step Away from the Stove is a funny kitchen wall plaque designed for anyone who loves cooking, humor, and a little playful warning for those who wander too close to the stove.

Printed on durable MDF with a crisp, high-contrast design, this funny kitchen wall plaque delivers laughs, personality, and style in one bold package. Featuring a keyhole slot for easy hanging, it’s perfect for kitchens, dining rooms, home bars, or any space where food and humor collide.

Bold. Funny. Relatable.

Dimensions & Specs

Size: 6" wide x 10" tall
Material: 1/4" Medium Density Fiberboard (MDF)
Finish: Printed design (not engraved)
Mounting: Keyhole slot on back for easy hanging
Stand: Not included

Why Fans Choose This Plaque

Humorous kitchen message everyone will notice
Compact size fits walls, shelves, and personal spaces
Durable MDF construction for long-term display
Great gift for chefs, home cooks, or kitchen enthusiasts

Bundle & Save

Buy 1 — get 10% off
Buy 2 — get 20% off
Buy 3 — get 30% off

Free Shipping

All plaques ship free—always.

FAQ

Is the design engraved or printed?
The design is printed directly onto the MDF for a clean, high-contrast finish.

Does it come with a stand?
No. A stand is not included, but the keyhole slot allows easy wall hanging.

Where does this plaque work best?
Perfect for kitchens, dining rooms, home bars, or any culinary space needing humor.

The perfect plaque for fans who love cooking, laughter, and keeping people safely away from the stove.

TO THE CHEF WALL PLAQUE: Step Away from the Stove

$29.99

  • 30-day no-questions returns

  • Soft heavyweight cotton (not flimsy)

  • Prints don’t crack or fade

Not for everyone. Exactly the point

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Product Description

A bold, sarcastic graphic card titled "To the Chef Who Isn’t One," mocking fake culinary confidence with comic visuals and over-the-top humor.

Remember Chef's Have Knives

A hilariously blunt roast for that kitchen wannabe who thinks boiling water is a Michelin move. Burnt toast? Undercooked chicken? This one's for you, "Chef."

Give that special person in your life a gift they'll cherish for a lifetime with this custom designed personalized sign. This is a one-of-a-kind sign not sold anywhere else!

All signs are printed and come with a key hole slot on the back of the sign for hanging. A stand is not included.

These signs are made from Medium Density Fiber (MDF) it is a composite wood material.

Dimensions & Specs

  • Size: 6" wide x 10" tall

  • Material: 1/4" MDF

  • All signs are printed and are not engraved
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