Swimming Pool Rules – No Lifeguard Tee

Let’s be real: every pool has rules. But your pool? It has attitude. And this shirt? It’s the unofficial dress code for every chlorine-soaked rebel out there.

Break the Rules… Or At Least Laugh at Them

Introducing the “Swimming Pool Rules” custom t shirt, designed for the swimmers who don’t take anything too seriously—especially signs that say “No fun allowed.”

The full message reads:
“Swimming Pool Rules: No Diving. No Peeing. No Pooping. No Lifeguard on Duty… F*ckit. Swim at Your Own Risk.”
A bold declaration of aquatic chaos, hilarious honesty, and exactly the kind of energy your next summer party needs.

What Makes This T Shirt Float Above the Rest?

Because it’s more than a poolside punchline. It’s a custom t shirt that screams summer, sarcasm, and a little splash of “I do what I want.”

T-Shirt Specs:

• 100% soft, breathable cotton for those long hot days

• Sizes from Medium to 2XL—because all body types deserve to break rules

• Classic unisex fit

• Professionally screen-printed for a bold, long-lasting design

• Pre-shrunk and pool-party approved

It’s perfect whether you’re cannonballing into chaos, standing near the grill with a beer, or just watching the mayhem unfold from the shade.

Who Should Wear This?

This shirt isn’t for lifeguards. It’s for:

• Rule-breakers and free swimmers

• Backyard BBQ bosses

• Lake house weekend warriors

• Adults who snort when they laugh

• Anyone who loves dark humor with a splash of chlorine

Let’s face it: if you’ve ever peed in a pool (don’t lie), this is your redemption arc. If your summer party playlist includes both Jimmy Buffett and Cardi B, this shirt will match the vibe perfectly.

This sarcastic swimming shirt is for those who are over water safety lectures and very into making memories their HOA might regret.

Perfect Gag Gift or Summer Must-Have?

BOTH.

Looking for a gift for:

• A pool owner with no patience for “decorum”?

• A brother-in-law who never follows directions?

• Your boozy uncle who lives for lake weekends?

• The lifeguard who’s a little too chill?

This novelty summer t shirt hits hard, lands laughs, and doubles as conversation starter and sunscreen magnet. Wrap it in a beach towel or cooler bag for a summer-ready gift that gets remembered.

Why This Shirt Will Sell

Because it’s more than funny—it’s true.

We all know:

• Someone who’s peed in the pool (again, don’t lie)

• Someone who needs to be warned about pooping

• Someone who thinks “No Lifeguard” means “Let’s party harder”

• Someone who has already broken all the rules on the shirt

This shirt sells because:

• It’s edgy but not offensive (unless you bring your kids to ragers)

• It’s niche, but totally universal to anyone who owns or visits a pool

• It’s not sold in stores—100% Teka Originals original

• It hits the “summer sarcasm” trend perfectly

• It shows off personality better than floaties ever could

When to Wear This Tee

Summer’s unofficial uniform starts here.

Wear this shirt to:

• Pool parties

• Lake trips

• RV campgrounds

• Beach bonfires

• Cruise ship chaos

• Backyard BBQs where people always end up in the kiddie pool fully clothed

You’re not just making a statement—you’re making everyone laugh, cringe, and ask where you got your shirt.

Designed by Teka Originals — With a Splash of Chaos

We don’t do boring. At Teka Originals, we live for the offbeat, the slightly inappropriate, and the hilariously human. This shirt was created because we saw one too many “Pool Rules” signs and thought—you know what? Let’s be honest.

And so, this tee was born—equal parts brutal truth, party starter, and wearable sarcasm. Designed in-house, printed with care, and delivered to rule-breakers across the country.

From Stephen Matthews

I wrote this one for the wild ones—the pool rule breakers, the beer-can floaters, the “we don’t need a lifeguard, we have Carl” kind of folks. It’s a little crass, a lot of fun, and completely original. Just like your best summer memories.

Don’t wait until the pool’s closed. Grab this funny t shirt now, stock your cooler, and cannonball into the most hilarious summer yet. Add to cart and swim at your own risk.

Give that special person in your life a gift they'll cherish for a lifetime with this custom designed sign. This is a one-of-a-kind sign not sold anywhere else!

All signs are printed and come with a keyhole slot on the back of the sign for hanging. A stand is not included.

MADE IN THE USA!

These signs are made from Medium Density Fiber (MDF) it is a composite wood material.

Dimensions & Specs

• Size: 15" x 5"

• Material: 1/4" MDF

• All signs are printed and are not engraved