Warning: Loud Mornings Ahead – Funny Plaque

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If sarcasm is your love language and mornings are your mortal enemy, this one's for you. The “Slapstick Wake Up Calls Should Come with Warnings” plaque is your daily dose of coffee-fueled comedy. A brutal truth wrapped in a laugh, it belongs on the wall of every grump who wakes up swinging at their alarm clock like it's responsible for their job.

TEKA ORIGINALS 2025 PRESS RELEASE

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Slapstick Wake Up Calls Should Come with Warnings

Some people wake up smiling, stretching, gently greeting the day with a whispered, “Good morning.”
Then there’s you.
Or your roommate.
Or your entire family.

If morning hits you like a frying pan to the face—emotionally or literally—this Funny Plaque was custom-made for your reality.

Introducing: “Slapstick Wake Up Calls Should Come with Warnings” — a comedic wall plaque from the Comedy Corner Collection that’s 50% caffeine, 50% sarcasm, and 100% painfully accurate.

For Those Who Wake Up Swinging

This isn't a soft chuckle kind of sign. This is laugh-out-loud-in-your-bathrobe energy.
Whether your alarm clock sounds like a nuclear test alert or you're not responsible for your facial expressions before 10AM, this comedy plaque speaks your truth so you don’t have to.

Hang it in your kitchen, your office, your bathroom mirror—wherever the coffee lives and chaos begins.

Why You’ll Love This Funny Plaque

• Relatable Humor
  Everyone has that one person in their life (or maybe it’s you) who needs a personal apology from the morning sun. This sign nails the emotional trauma of the 7AM wake-up call.

• Gift-Worthy Sarcasm
  Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or a random Wednesday where your best friend is running solely on rage and espresso. This Comedy Corner plaque doubles as a hilarious gift and a subtle warning.

• Design That Screams (Quietly)
  Crafted with distressed-style fonts and bold messaging that pops without being tacky. Rustic chic meets slapstick grit. Printed on high-quality material that looks good whether it's hung in a minimalist kitchen or chaotic cubicle.

• Great for Gag Gifts & Real Talk
  Ideal for Gen Z humor, sarcastic roommates, overworked parents, night-shift warriors, or your boss who thinks “rise and grind” is a personality.

Perfect Gift For:

• Your caffeine-addicted bestie

• The sleep-deprived mom of three

• Your partner who needs a 5-minute grace period before talking

• The coworker who shows up to Zoom calls mute & murderous

• Yourself—because self-awareness is a gift too

Product Details

• Dimensions: 10" x 6" (standard wall plaque size)

• Material: Eco-friendly MDF with waterproof matte finish

• Mounting: Comes ready-to-hang with sawtooth backing

• Design: Printed with long-lasting, fade-resistant ink

• Handcrafted Humor: Each plaque is part of our exclusive Comedy Corner Collection

Real Talk, Real Reviews

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“I bought this for my wife. She laughed, then stared at me like she was deciding if she was offended. That’s how I know it’s perfect.” — Rob M.

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“Honestly captures my mood before coffee. My kids now know to stay away until I’ve had at least one cup.” — Jessica L.

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“I got this for my office. My boss loves it. HR… not so much.” — Brandon T.

Shipping & Returns

• Ships within 2–3 business days

•  Made and shipped in the USA

• 30-day return policy (but honestly, you won’t want to)

FAQs

Q: Can I customize the design or message?
A: Right now, this plaque is part of our signature Comedy Corner line and is not customizable—but we do love feedback! Hit us up for future ideas.

Q: Is this sign suitable for outdoor placement?
A: It's made for indoor sarcasm. Outdoor use may shorten its hilarious lifespan unless protected from weather.

Q: What’s the material feel like?
A: Smooth matte finish, lightweight yet sturdy. Like the perfect sarcastic comeback—solid, stylish, and slightly dangerous.

Q: Will this offend anyone?
A: If they’re offended, they probably need coffee first. (We call that a bonus feature.)

Give that special person in your life a gift they'll cherish for a lifetime with this custom designed personalized sign. This is a one-of-a-kind sign not sold anywhere else!

All signs are printed and come with a key hole slot on the back of the sign for hanging. A stand is not included.

MADE IN THE USA!

These signs are made from Medium Density Fiber (MDF) it is a composite wood material.

Dimensions & Specs

• Size: 6" wide x 10" tall

• Material: 1/4" MDF

• All signs are printed and are not engraved

Stephen Matthews: Founder/Creator Teka Originals