Sarcastic Cat Tote – “SERIOUSLY?” TOMCAT Edition

The Tomcat Tote

If you've ever stared blankly at someone and silently screamed, “SERIOUSLY?”—this tote bag gets you. The TOMCAT doesn’t blink, doesn’t flinch, and definitely doesn’t care. Equal parts sarcasm and style, this bag is for the proudly unimpressed. Tote your attitude everywhere with this Teka Originals exclusive.

It’s not that you don’t like people.
Okay… maybe it is that you don’t like people.

Enter the “SERIOUSLY – TOMCAT” tote from Teka Originals.

Whether it’s your morning commute, your local coffee shop, or that mandatory team meeting that should’ve been an email, this bag speaks for you—loudly, sarcastically, and without apology.

The Art of the Epic Eye Roll

This isn’t just a tote bag.
This is your rolling eyes in canvas form.

Front and center is TOMCAT—a furrowed-brow feline who’s clearly had enough.
The message? One bold, all-caps word:
SERIOUSLY?

And that’s the mood.

• When someone asks you if you're still single (again).

• When your boss schedules a Friday 4PM meeting.

• When your neighbor mows their lawn at 7AM on a Sunday.

• When someone says, “We don’t carry oat milk.”

This tote carries your utter disbelief with style.

For People Who Can’t Hide Their Face

Let’s face it. Your sarcasm leaks out of your pores.
You can’t fake excitement. You can’t pretend to be impressed. And when someone asks, “Are you okay?”—you just raise one eyebrow.

This tote was made for you.

Design Breakdown

The design is clean, bold, and unmistakably fed up.

• Large comic-style “SERIOUSLY?” lettering

• A hand-drawn grumpy tomcat illustration

• Minimalist monochrome layout with a pop of expressive style

• Printed with eco-safe inks on 100% cotton canvas

Nothing about this bag whispers.
It visually roars with unbothered brilliance.

Functional Sass

Function meets funny. And TOMCAT doesn't skimp.

• Size: 15”x16” – enough for your books, water bottle, phone, and today's disappointments

• Handles: Reinforced cotton straps that won’t quit when you carry the weight of the world (or a Trader Joe’s run)

• Fabric: Durable, eco-friendly, thick canvas that can take a hit—emotionally and literally

Plus, it folds up easy for quick stashing.
Just like your hope in humanity.

Who Needs This?

Who doesn’t need this bag?

• Your sister who always mutters “seriously?” under her breath

• Your coworker who gave up on office small talk

• Your friend who lives for sarcasm

• You (because you’re here, and this bag already has your soul)

This isn’t a gift, it’s a personality. Wrapped in canvas. Delivered in style.

Earth-Friendly Disdain

At Teka Originals, even our sass is sustainable.

• No plastic wrap

• Ethically made cotton

• Eco-conscious printing

• Carbon-neutral shipping available

So while you may be over everything, you’re still under the carbon footprint limit.

Customer Praise (And Side-Eye)

“This bag is me. Literally me in bag form.” – Carla, AZ

“The cat looks like my soul. 5 stars.” – Drew, FL

“Bought it to carry my laptop. Stayed for the attitude.” – Monique, NY

Authentically Me – Stephen Matthews

This tote came from a moment I had in line at the DMV. The guy behind me was humming, the lady in front was FaceTiming, and someone sneezed into the air.

I said nothing.
But in my head, I was screaming: “SERIOUSLY?”

That’s when I doodled TOMCAT—a worn-out, judgy feline who’s too tired to care and too honest to fake a smile. It’s your sarcasm. It’s my sarcasm. It’s all of us just trying to make it through.

Act Fast, Before It Sells Out (Again)

This tote bag is a limited run—just like your patience. Our sarcastic cat designs tend to disappear quickly once people realize they perfectly sum up their lives.

Order now or regret it the next time someone says, “Smile more.”

Wear It. Show It. Tag It.

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Because life’s too short to fake a smile when you can carry one of our tote bags instead.

Unveil simplicity and resilience with this Natural Canvas Tote. Crafted from durable canvas, this minimalist essential effortlessly combines style and practicality. Featuring a spacious interior and robust handles, it's your perfect companion for both form and function.

Features

• 10-ounce, 80% recycled cotton/20% cotton

• Recycled fibers are collected from garment-cutting waste and then intertwined with cotton for added strength and durability

• Self-fabric handles

• Dimensions: 15.75"h x 15.25"w; Approx. 240 cubic inches