Rizz Overload – Funny Humorous Wall Plaque

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Warning: prolonged exposure to this plaque may cause sudden smirks, confidence spikes, and uncontrollable charm. “Rizz Overload: Too Much Charm, Zero Chill” isn’t just a funny wall sign—it’s a bold declaration for anyone who knows they’re too much to handle and proud of it. Perfect for kitchens, offices, dorm rooms, or anywhere charisma reigns supreme.

TEKA ORIGINALS 2025 PRESS RELEASE

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Where charm meets chaos—your wall just got hotter.

There’s charisma… and then there’s Rizz Overload. The kind of magnetic energy that turns heads in grocery store aisles, makes strangers laugh at your jokes, and leaves everyone else wondering, “How do they do it?”

Now you can put that energy on the wall where it belongs—right where everyone can see it. The Rizz Overload: Too Much Charm, Zero Chill Plaque is your unapologetic badge of swagger, a premium-quality piece of funny home décor that’s equal parts humor and high style.

The Mood in One Plaque

This isn’t your typical “Live, Laugh, Love” situation. This is a plaque with attitude. It’s for people who:

• Know they’re the funniest person in the room.

• Wear confidence like a well-tailored suit.

• Don’t believe in “toning it down.”

Every glance at this sign is a reminder to walk tall, talk smooth, and maybe—just maybe—stir the pot a little.

Crafted for Charm That Lasts

Like its namesake, this plaque isn’t just about looks—it’s built to stick around. Made from premium MDF or solid wood, UV-printed for fade-proof color, and finished with precision-cut edges, it’s designed to look as good in five years as it does the day it arrives.

Whether you choose:

• Rustic wood grain for a laid-back cool vibe,

• Crisp matte white for a modern pop, or

• Distressed vintage finish for that artfully “I woke up like this” look,
  you’ll have a piece that blends with your style while standing out like… well, like you.

Perfect For:

• Home Lounges – Hang it above your bar cart and let guests know who they’re dealing with.

• Offices – Break up the beige and corporate tension with a sign that says, “I’m the fun one here.”

• Dorm Rooms – The ultimate icebreaker during move-in week.

• Man Caves / She Sheds – Because personality belongs on the wall.

Why You Need This (Even if You’re “Humble”)

1. It’s an instant conversation starter.
   People won’t just notice it—they’ll ask about it.

2. It makes a great gift.
   Know someone with too much charm and zero chill? This is their spirit animal in plaque form.

3. It’s a humor statement that works anywhere.
   Kitchens, entryways, bedrooms, garages—your rizz knows no limits.

Gift It or Keep It (Or Both)

We all know that person—the friend who’s never shy, always quick with a joke, and maybe flirts just a little too much with the waiter. This plaque is their vibe in wood and ink.

It’s a perfect:

• Birthday gift

• Graduation surprise

• Office Secret Santa winner

• Just-because-you’re-fabulous treat

Pair it with the Queen of Everything Plaque for double sass, or the Chickawagga! Funny Plaque for pure, delightful nonsense.

Bundle & Save

• Buy 1 – 10% off

• Buy 2 – 20% off

• Buy 3 – 30% off
  Always with Free Shipping—because high rizz doesn’t pay delivery fees.

Shop our most magnetic collections:

• Funny Humorous Plaques Collection

• Sassy & Sarcastic Wall Décor

• Gifts for People with Too Much Personality

Specifications

• Material: MDF with UV printing

• Sizes: 10"x 5" (standard) or custom

• Mounting: Ready-to-hang hardware included

• Finishes: Rustic wood, matte white, or vintage distressed

FAQ

Q: Can I get my own phrase instead?
A: Absolutely—custom rizz requests welcome.

Q: Will the colors fade?
A: Nope. Our UV print process keeps it bold for years.

Q: Is it heavy?
A: Surprisingly lightweight—hang it anywhere without drywall stress.

Customer Reviews

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “My friends now introduce me as ‘the plaque guy.’ Worth it.” – Chris M.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Hilarious, high quality, and my mom actually wants one too.” – Jade R.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “It’s me. On a sign. My whole personality in wood form.” – Dante V.

Give that special person in your life a gift they'll cherish for a lifetime with this custom designed sign. This is a one-of-a-kind sign not sold anywhere else!

All signs are printed and come with a keyhole slot on the back of the sign for hanging. A stand is not included.

MADE IN THE USA!

These signs are made from Medium Density Fiber (MDF) it is a composite wood material.

Dimensions & Specs

• Size: 15" x 5"

• Material: 1/4" MDF

• All signs are printed and are not engraved