FUNNY PLAQUE – NOTHING KILLS YOU FASTER

 If you've ever rolled your eyes at a “Live, Laugh, Love” sign, this one’s for you. This isn’t your average plaque — it’s a truth bomb dressed in humor, built for thinkers, rebels, and the wonderfully realistic.

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"Nothing kills you faster than fake positivity."

Let’s be honest — the world’s full of sunshine-and-rainbow platitudes that do absolutely nothing when life hits hard. You don’t need another reminder to “Smile more.” What you need is truth, wit, and a reason to laugh through the chaos. That’s exactly what this funny plaque delivers.

Introducing: "Nothing Kills You Faster Than Fake Positivity" — the unapologetic, laugh-out-loud funny plaque from Teka Originals that speaks what you're really thinking.

What Makes It Special?

This isn't just another sign you hang and forget. It’s a daily reminder that humor is powerful, honesty is healing, and laughter — even the sarcastic kind — is its own kind of motivation. It’s made for:

• Office desks that need a punch of personality.

• Kitchens where sarcasm is served with breakfast.

• Dorm rooms that reject toxic vibes.

• Gift bags for realists, thinkers, and the anti-fluff crowd.

This inspire plaque was designed not only to start conversations but to end fake ones. It stands tall with bold text and minimalistic flair, backed by premium materials that scream quality.

Why the World Needs This Plaque

Because fake positivity isn’t harmless — it’s exhausting. The idea that every negative emotion must be instantly "fixed" with an Instagram quote is not only irritating, it’s damaging.

This plaque pushes back. It validates the days that suck. It nods at stress, fatigue, burnout, and real talk. And it does it with a wink and a smirk.

If you’re someone who:

• Uses sarcasm as a shield and a sword

• Values depth over fluff

• Needs motivation without the BS

• Rolls their eyes at “Good vibes only”...

…then you’ve found your new favorite piece of decor.

Perfect Gift For:

• Co-workers who are “done with it all”

• Friends who don’t believe in sugarcoating

• Therapists (yes, the good ones appreciate this!)

• Bosses with a dark sense of humor

• Mental health advocates who believe in truth-telling

• Teenagers who want to decorate with attitude

This funny plaque walks the line between motivational and satirical — perfect for those who live in the gray area, where honesty is king and fake smiles go to die.

Ethical & Sustainable Promise

Teka Originals is committed to sustainability, so your plaque is printed with eco-friendly ink on responsibly sourced materials. The packaging is recyclable, and no animals were harmed in the making — except maybe a few toxic thoughts.

What Customers Say

"Finally! A plaque that doesn’t tell me to smile more."
– Jenna, TX

"I hung it at my desk. My coworkers laughed — and nodded."
– Marcus, AZ

"Bought one for me and one for my therapist. She cried. Then laughed."
– Sara, NY

Why You Should Buy Now

You know that feeling when you see something and say, “That’s so me?” Yeah. That’s this plaque. But don’t sit on it — they sell fast, especially around holidays when people are looking for funny gifts with heart.

So go ahead and treat yourself — or gift it to someone who needs a little truth served with a grin.

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Product Summary

• Name: “Nothing Kills You Faster Than Fake Positivity”

• Type: Funny Plaque, Inspire Plaque

• Collection: Motivational + Satirical Decor

• Dimensions: 15” x 5”

• Material: MDF Wood with fade-resistant coating

• Mounting: Easel & Wall-Ready

• Packaging: Gift-ready, sustainable wrap

• Designed by: Teka Originals – Built for Bold Souls

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Add to Cart Now. Laugh later. Live more honestly.

Give that special person in your life a gift they'll cherish for a lifetime with this custom designed sign. This is a one-of-a-kind sign not sold anywhere else!

All signs are printed and come with a keyhole slot on the back of the sign for hanging. A stand is not included.

MADE IN THE USA!

These signs are made from Medium Density Fiber (MDF) it is a composite wood material.

Dimensions & Specs

• Size: 15" x 5"

• Material: 1/4" MDF

• All signs are printed and are not engraved