My Love Language Is Passive Plaque

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TEKA ORIGINALS 2025 PRESS RELEASE

Romance is nice, but sarcasm is forever.

If your relationship thrives on dramatic sighs, strategic dish placement, and “I’m fine” said just so—this is your kind of love story. Our My Love Language is Passive plaque turns relationship chaos into comedy gold.

My Love Language Is Passive Aggression – Comedy Wall Plaque

Let’s face it—some people write poems, others write passive notes on the fridge in bold marker. Love looks different for everyone, but if your emotional intimacy involves eyebrow raises, door slams, and mysterious sighs from across the room… this plaque is basically your autobiography.

Introducing the My Love Language Is Passive wooden plaque — a comedy statement piece that perfectly captures modern romance in all its eye-rolling, not-quite-communicating glory.

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Funny Because It’s True

Real relationships aren’t candlelit dinners and couples’ massages. They’re more like:

• Giving your partner the silent treatment but still making them coffee.

• Rearranging the dishwasher to “fix it” without saying a word.

• Responding to “Are you mad?” with a smile that should scare them.

This plaque doesn’t pretend you’re perfect. It knows you’re petty — and celebrates it.

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Product Details

• Material: Solid birchwood with a smooth matte finish

• Size: 10" x 7" — ideal for hanging, leaning, or gifting

• Style: Vintage-modern design with sharp, comic-style text

• Comes with sawtooth hanger + display stand

• Printed with eco-friendly inks, sarcastic intentions

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Perfect Gift For

• Couples who argue with tone, not volume

• Partners who’ve mastered the “it’s fine” stare

• Roommates with unsaid expectations and unwashed dishes

• Your emotionally unavailable bestie (and yourself, let’s be honest)

• As a breakup or makeup gag gift — equally effective

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Why Customers Love This Plaque

People don’t just buy funny plaques — they buy validation in wood form. This piece hits hard with those who feel called out in the best way:

• It makes a bold first impression in any room

• Sparks laughter and relatability instantly

• Pairs perfectly with modern sarcasm-themed decor

• It’s the perfect icebreaker in the office, bedroom, or therapy waiting room

Whether you're in a long-term relationship or just working on your “emotional avoidance arc,” this is the plaque for you.

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Ideal Placement Ideas

• Bedroom wall (right above the “don’t touch me” side)

• Entryway to set the tone for your whole home

• Kitchen — especially near passive snack distribution zones

• Office desk for coworkers who know what you really mean

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Sample Scene:

You’re cooking dinner. Your partner says, “Why didn’t you put the pan away?”
You point to the plaque. They nod silently. War avoided.
Sarcasm: 1, Conflict: 0.

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Social Media Ready:

Encourage UGC (user-generated content) with:

• Reels of couples reading the plaque aloud

• TikToks captioned “This is us” with duet reactions

• Instagram home decor shots with captions like “Spoke to my soul”

🗣️ “Certified by Captain Comedy. Scroll up and laugh responsibly.”

All signs are printed and come with a key hole slot on the back of the sign for hanging. A stand is not included.

STEPHEN MATTHEWS FOUNDER TEKA ORIGINALS

MADE IN THE USA!

These signs are made from Medium Density Fiber (MDF) it is a composite wood material.

Dimensions & Specs

• Size: 6" wide x 10" tall

• Material: 1/4" MDF

• All signs are printed and are not engraved