I’m Not Rude, You’re Just Soft – Funny Plaque

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Tired of sugarcoating? Our "I’m Not Rude, You’re Just Soft" wall plaque says what you’re thinking—without the fake niceties. Perfect for home, office, or anywhere people need a reminder that brutal honesty isn’t a flaw. Crafted to last, designed to make guests laugh (or squirm), and guaranteed to start conversations you’ll actually enjoy.

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Wall art with bite – for unapologetically honest people.

There’s a fine line between “rude” and “real”—and if you’ve found yourself on the receiving end of that accusation more times than you can count, congratulations… you’ve probably been telling the truth in a world full of people who can’t handle it. Our "I’m Not Rude, You’re Just Soft" Funny Wall Plaque is for the unapologetically honest, the proudly blunt, and the champions of “if you can’t handle the heat, get out of my kitchen.”

This isn’t just a piece of wall decor—it’s a lifestyle statement. It’s a decorative exclamation mark on your personality, letting everyone know you’re not here to tiptoe around feelings that bruise easier than an overripe peach.

Built for laughs, designed for longevity

We’ve taken high-quality materials, combined them with crisp, bold typography, and created a plaque that holds its own in any space. Whether you’re mounting it in your living room, office, man cave, or she-shed, it instantly sets the tone. This isn’t your average farmhouse “Live, Laugh, Love” nonsense. This is truth, served straight-up.

Where it belongs

• In your home office, as a warning to clients who expect you to coddle them.

• In your kitchen, where friends gather for unfiltered conversations over coffee or wine.

• At the front desk of your business, if you’re brave enough to repel the easily offended.

• In your workshop, studio, or gym—anywhere authenticity rules.

And yes—because it’s part of the Wall Plaque Collection—it pairs perfectly with other sarcastic favorites like our "Motivational Plaque – Learn and Earn Truth" or our "World’s Best Farter" design. The more plaques you collect, the more your walls become a hall of fame for brutal honesty.

Why people love it

1. It’s relatable. If you’ve ever been told you’re “too blunt,” this is your badge of honor.

2. It’s a conversation starter. Guests either laugh… or leave. Both are wins.

3. It’s versatile. Works as gag gift, housewarming surprise, or office decor.

4. It’s built to last. Fade-resistant print, durable materials, ready to hang.

Bundle & Save

We like rewarding the bold. Here’s how you can stock up on truth-bombs for your walls without burning through your budget:

• Buy 1 – 10% off

• Buy 2 – 20% off

• Buy 3 – 30% off

Always FREE shipping—because paying extra for postage is the real insult.

Browse the Funny Plaques Collection for more designs that double as comedic weapons in the war against thin skin.

Perfect Gift for:

• Your friend who “tells it like it is”

• Coworkers who live for sarcastic banter

• Your brutally honest mom or dad

• Yourself, because you deserve decor that reflects your personality

Pairing this product with our "Legendary Dad Gift Plaque" or our "Red White & Blue Shirt" 

Specifications

• Dimensions: 15” x 5”

• Material: High-grade MDF wood with printed overlay

• Mounting: Ready-to-hang hardware included

• Finish: Matte anti-glare

• Indoor use recommended

Pro tip: This plaque pairs beautifully with our Motivational Plaque – Learn and Earn Truth for a “truth wall” effect. Two plaques, double the bluntness.

Give that special person in your life a gift they'll cherish for a lifetime with this custom designed sign. This is a one-of-a-kind sign not sold anywhere else!

FAQ

Q: Is this plaque suitable for outdoor use?
A: It’s designed for indoor walls, but a covered patio or porch is fine. Avoid direct rain or sunlight for best longevity.

Q: How do I hang it?
A:  Just pick your wall, grab a nail, and commit.

Q: Is the humor too strong for a workplace?
A: Depends on your workplace. If your boss has a sense of humor, yes. If HR flinches at sarcasm, maybe keep it at home.

Customer Reviews

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Finally, a plaque that matches my personality. Guests either laugh or change the subject. I love it.” – Jenna R.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Bought one for my office and one for my brother. We’re both known for not sugarcoating anything.” – Mike T.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “This is art. This is truth. This is me in a plaque.” – Sandra L.

💥 Order your “I’m Not Rude, You’re Just Soft” Plaque today and join the ranks of the unfiltered, the bold, and the delightfully unbothered. Browse more in our Funny Plaques Collection and take advantage of bundle savings now.

All signs are printed and come with a keyhole slot on the back of the sign for hanging. A stand is not included.

Stephen Matthews Founder Teka Originals

MADE IN THE USA!

These signs are made from Medium Density Fiber (MDF) it is a composite wood material.

Dimensions & Specs

• Size: 15" x 5"

• Material: 1/4" MDF

• All signs are printed and are not engraved