I Only Drink On Days Ending in 'Day'

 The Official Uniform of Everyday Happy Hour

Perfect for the life of the party or the quiet sipper who never skips a pour—“I Only Drink on a Day That Ends in ‘Day’” is the funny t-shirt that lets the world know your schedule is wide open… for a drink.

Let’s be honest—some people count calories, others count drinks. And then there’s you. The kind of legend who can look at the calendar and find a reason to pour a glass seven days a week. For that reason alone, we created your new favorite shirt:
“I Only Drink on a Day That Ends in ‘Day’.”

This hilarious custom t shirt is for the dedicated drinkers, casual sippers, and wine-loving weekend warriors who also happen to celebrate Margarita Mondays, Tequila Tuesdays, Whiskey Wednesdays, Thirsty Thursdays... you get the idea.

This isn’t just a joke. It’s a lifestyle shirt for people who know the difference between drinking socially and drinking professionally.

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T-Shirt Features: Built for Comfort, Ready for Refills

This funny drinking shirt isn’t just a vibe. It’s a reliable, wearable go-to for any situation where booze might be involved (read: every situation).

Details:

• 100% breathable, pre-shrunk cotton

• Sizes Medium to 2XL—because drinkers come in all shapes

• Tagless collar (because hangovers are itchy enough)

• High-quality print won’t fade after one wash or one wild night

• Loose fit for raising a glass or passing out on the couch

From tailgates to BBQs, brewery tours to brunch with the squad—this shirt is your plus-one. It’s also your alibi when you’re pouring wine on a Wednesday “because it still ends in ‘day’.”

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Who’s This Shirt For?

Let’s not overthink it. If you’ve ever said:

• “It’s five o’clock somewhere.”

• “One glass won’t hurt.”

• “I’m just tasting it.”

• “I’m not an alcoholic, I’m enthusiastic.”
  …then this novelty drinking t shirt has your name written all over it.

It’s perfect for:

• Party people who don’t wait for the weekend

• Bartenders, servers, and hospitality legends

• Winos and whiskey snobs

• Beer pong champions and brunch mimosistas

• Anyone with a liquor shelf that’s alphabetized

And if you're buying it for someone else? Even better. This is a gift they’ll wear—and post about—because it's not just funny, it's true.

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Best Occasions to Gift This Tee

• Birthdays (especially 21st, 30th, 40th... you get it)

• Bachelor/Bachelorette parties

• Retirement gifts – freedom = daily drinks

• Drinking buddies’ reunion weekend

• Just because they’re your favorite enabler

This custom t shirt is a hit whether you pair it with a six-pack, bottle of wine, or just a strong sense of humor. Throw in a cocktail recipe book and you’ve got the full vibe.

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Why This Shirt Works (and Sells)

Because it speaks one universal truth:
If the day ends in “day,” there’s probably a drink involved.

That’s it. Simple. Funny. Relatable. And incredibly giftable.

It also:

• Starts conversations at the bar

• Doubles as a party icebreaker

• Makes sober people wish they drank

• Looks great with jeans, shorts, or boxers after a few

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Designed by Teka Originals – Always Original

Here at Teka Originals, we don’t do generic. Every design is built around a story, a vibe, and a solid sense of humor. This shirt is no exception—it’s bold, relatable, and backed by quality.

What sets us apart? We care how it fits. We care how it washes. We care how it makes people feel when they see it (usually jealous and thirsty). So don’t be surprised when this tee becomes a go-to for every casual get-together and wine-down night.

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A Note from Stephen Matthews

I created this design thinking about every friend who doesn’t wait for the weekend, who pours just one more, who makes every gathering a little more unfiltered. I wrote this for us. Because life’s too short to pretend like Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday aren’t totally valid drinking days.

This shirt is unapologetically honest, a little cheeky, and completely on-brand for anyone who knows how to live it up—seven days a week.

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Add this to your cart now—because today ends in “day,” and you deserve to celebrate it properly. Funny, comfy, and always ready for round two.

Give that special person in your life a gift they'll cherish for a lifetime with this custom designed sign. This is a one-of-a-kind sign not sold anywhere else!

All signs are printed and come with a keyhole slot on the back of the sign for hanging. A stand is not included.

MADE IN THE USA!

These signs are made from Medium Density Fiber (MDF) it is a composite wood material.

Dimensions & Specs

• Size: 15" x 5"

• Material: 1/4" MDF

• All signs are printed and are not engraved