Volume? Maxed out. Intentions? Pure. Say hello to your new favorite plush pal: The “I’m Not Yelling, I’m Projecting” teddy bear—a soft and sassy sidekick that understands it’s not loud, it’s just enthusiastic communication.
Whether it's a gift for a theatrical friend, a bossy sibling, a passionate teacher, or anyone who’s been accused of having a “tone,” this bear brings the laughs and the love—without raising its voice (okay, maybe just a little).
Made with high-quality plush and a personality louder than life, this bear is equal parts adorable and unapologetic.
✅ Why You’ll Love It:
Hilarious statement: Speaks volumes (literally).
Soft, snuggly, and bold: Makes an impact without saying a word.
Perfect for gifting: For friends, coworkers, or the “loud one” in your life.
Stress-reliever: Hug it instead of yelling. Or hug it while yelling—we’re not judging.
Dimensions & Specs
Teddy Bear
Sizes - 9", or 14" while sitting, from head to bottom
Feel - Soft and cuddly, stuffed with hypoallergenic fiber fill
Quality - This is a premium plush toy
Safety - All of our plushes meet US safety standards and are hypoallergenic