Gen Z Therapy Starter Pack Tote Bag

Just to realize your tote bag knew you better than your therapist? This one gets you. Meet your portable emotional support system, wrapped in sarcasm and stitched with trauma bonding.

Let’s be real — if you’re Gen Z, therapy isn’t a luxury. It’s a lifestyle. Between microdosing anxiety, romanticizing red flags, and trauma-dumping to the group chat, you deserve a bag that shows the world:
“Yeah, I cried on the bus. And I’d do it again.”

TEKA ORIGINALS 2025 PRESS RELEASE

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You ever go to therapy?

Introducing the Gen Z Therapy Starter Pack Tote — a stylish emotional crutch for the chronically self-aware. Whether you’re on your way to therapy, Whole Foods, or just pacing the streets disassociating, this bag’s got your emotional baggage covered.

What’s Inside the Vibe (Design Includes):

• A scribbled therapist's notebook 

• A “Red Flag Collector” sticker — duh

• Emotional support iced coffee

• Headphones (aka avoidance devices)

• And an invisible "Don’t Talk to Me, I Have Problems" aura

Why You’ll Actually Use It (Unlike That Meditation App You Downloaded Once):

• Spacious AF: Holds your water bottle, existential dread, and snacks.

• Durable Material: Built tough like your coping mechanisms.

• Conversation Starter: "Oh my god, where’d you get that?" — Every fellow therapy girly.

• Perfectly Giftable: For birthdays, breakups, or that post-therapy glow-up.

• Therapist Approved-ish: (Stephen Matthews says, "My therapist said I’m finally expressing myself — I told her it’s thanks to this tote. She didn’t laugh. But you will.")

Gift This If They:

• Say “I need therapy” at least once per hour

• Use memes as coping mechanisms

• Have a playlist called “crying in the shower”

• Are your favorite hot mess

• Just survived another family dinner

Use Cases (aka Excuses to Buy This Bag)

• Bring to your next therapy session and get passive-aggressive side-eye from your therapist.

• Use it as a grocery bag — onions won't be the only thing making you cry.

• Carry to class, brunch, or the grave — who’s judging?

• Shove your coping snacks in it like a champ.

• Use it as an emotional support animal if HR says you can’t bring yours.

Recommended by Teka Originals Staff:

• “sarcastic home office décor” → Comedy Corner Collection

•  “funny coworker gift” → Funny Dad Gifts Collection

• “snarky wall décor” → Plaques Collection

• “coffee pot” mention → Mugs Collection

Stephen Matthews Says:

"People say I should unpack my trauma. So I got this tote to carry it around instead. 10/10, no notes. Just feelings."

FAQ – Gen Z Edition

Q: Is this tote machine washable?
A: Yes! Just like your emotional wounds, it can handle a cycle or two. Cold wash, hang dry, cry later.

Q: How big is the bag?
A: Big enough to hold your therapy journal, snack stash, and generational trauma.

Q: Will people judge me?
A: Yes. But it’ll be the kind of jealousy that makes them buy one, too.

Q: Can I use this as my therapy bag?
A: Absolutely. Walk in with this and your therapist will immediately know what kind of session it’s going to be.

Q: Is it appropriate as a gift?
A: 100%. Whether your bestie’s birthday or your coworker just got dumped, this is the support they didn’t ask for — but totally need.

Add to cart. Add to therapy. Add to your personality.
Because healing is a journey — and this tote is riding shotgun.

Unveil simplicity and resilience with this Natural Canvas Tote. Crafted from durable canvas, this minimalist essential effortlessly combines style and practicality. Featuring a spacious interior and robust handles, it's your perfect companion for both form and function.

Features

• 10-ounce, 80% recycled cotton/20% cotton

• Recycled fibers are collected from garment-cutting waste and then intertwined with cotton for added strength and durability

• Self-fabric handles

• Dimensions: 15.75"h x 15.25"w; Approx. 240 cubic inches

Stephen Matthews- Founder Teka Originals