This plaque captures the chaos, guilt, and unsolicited advice that only a family group chat can deliver.
You open your phone and there it is: 36 new messages. 1 blurry photo of someone’s elbow. 5 political conspiracy links. 1 reminder that you’re “still single.”
Congratulations — you’ve just taken emotional damage.
This Comedy Corner classic plaque captures the shared pain of modern family life… digitized, dramatized, and dumped into your group chat like leftovers no one wanted. Whether it’s holiday chaos, passive-aggressive birthday messages, or unsolicited advice from Uncle Stan, this plaque says what we’re all thinking:
“Group chat? More like group therapy with no refund.”
The Full Quote:
“Family Group Chat = Emotional Damage”
It’s a cry for help, but like… in a fun way.
Product Features
Size: 10” x 5” – just large enough to feel like judgment
Design: Bold retro font with sarcasm-aligned color palette
Not Included: Wall mount + tabletop display stand
Durability: Built to withstand family reunions and political debates
Perfect For: Anyone whose phone lights up with guilt
Your sister who pretends she didn’t see the messages
The one cousin who stirs the pot and leaves
Millennials and Gen Z who fear “new message” alerts
Your parents (they won’t get it, and that’s the point)
Stephen Matthews Commentary
“Some people are haunted by ghosts. I’m haunted by a WhatsApp notification that says ‘Mom added Grandma to the group.’ I made this plaque for all survivors.”
Use Cases You Didn’t Ask For:
Hang it near your phone charger – like a digital warning label
Display it in your living room, preferably during holidays
Prop it up during Zoom calls so your face doesn’t have to say everything
Gift it to your therapist – skip the intake form
Why This Plaque Exists
Because family group chats are:
Chaotic
Judgy
Weirdly obsessed with birthdays
Constantly misusing emojis
This plaque isn’t just funny — it’s a form of catharsis. It says:
“I see you.”
“I feel your pain.”
“You can’t mute blood.”
How It Ranks
This plaque uses viral comedy + emotional relatability — two goldmines for Gen Z and Millennial buyers. It combines:
Long-tail humor SEO
Everyday emotional triggers
Relatable storytelling
…and wraps it all in wood you can hang.
FAQ Section
Q: Will my parents be offended? A: Only if they read it — which they won’t. They’re too busy texting you “k.”
Q: Does it ship with a therapist’s number? A: No. Just vibes.
Q: Can I hang this at home without starting drama? A: That depends on how well your family handles… the truth.
Q: Is this plaque funny and sad? A: Yes. Like your last group message.
Whether you’re the ghoster, the reactor, or the one who types “LOL” and exits — this plaque belongs on your wall. Add to cart now, before your mom messages you asking why you’re ignoring her. Family group chat = emotional damage. This plaque = emotional protection.
All signs are printed and come with a keyhole slot on the back of the sign for hanging. A stand is not included.
MADE IN THE USA!
These signs are made from Medium Density Fiber (MDF) it is a composite wood material.
