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  • MFD plaque with text “Coffee spelled backward is EEFFOC. I don’t give EEFFOC until I’ve had my coffee.” in bold comic-style lettering.
  • MFD plaque with text “Coffee spelled backward is EEFFOC. I don’t give EEFFOC until I’ve had my coffee.” in bold comic-style lettering.
  • MFD plaque with text “Coffee spelled backward is EEFFOC. I don’t give EEFFOC until I’ve had my coffee.” in bold comic-style lettering.
  • MFD plaque with text “Coffee spelled backward is EEFFOC. I don’t give EEFFOC until I’ve had my coffee.” in bold comic-style lettering.
  • MFD plaque with text “Coffee spelled backward is EEFFOC. I don’t give EEFFOC until I’ve had my coffee.” in bold comic-style lettering.
  • MFD plaque with text “Coffee spelled backward is EEFFOC. I don’t give EEFFOC until I’ve had my coffee.” in bold comic-style lettering.

Morning Humor, Boldly Displayed

⭐ 5-Star Rating
Samantha P. – Verified Customer
“Hilarious and perfect for my coffee station. Everyone asks about it!”

Product Overview

Some coffee jokes deserve a permanent spot on your wall.

The Coffee Spelled Backwards – EEFFOC Plaque is a funny coffee wall plaque designed for anyone who lives for their morning brew and appreciates a clever twist on caffeine culture.

Printed on durable MDF with a crisp, high-contrast design, this funny coffee wall plaque delivers humor, personality, and style in one bold package. Featuring a keyhole slot for easy hanging, it’s perfect for kitchens, offices, or any space where coffee is serious business—but fun is essential.

Bold. Funny. Caffeinated.

Dimensions & Specs

Size: 6" wide x 10" tall
Material: 1/4" Medium Density Fiberboard (MDF)
Finish: Printed design (not engraved)
Mounting: Keyhole slot on back for easy hanging
Stand: Not included

Why Fans Choose This Plaque

Clever coffee humor that everyone notices
Compact size fits walls, shelves, and personal spaces
Durable MDF construction for long-term display
Great gift for coworkers, friends, or any coffee lover

Bundle & Save

Buy 1 — get 10% off
Buy 2 — get 20% off
Buy 3 — get 30% off

Free Shipping

All plaques ship free—always.

FAQ

Is the design engraved or printed?
The design is printed directly onto the MDF for a clean, high-contrast finish.

Does it come with a stand?
No. A stand is not included, but the keyhole slot allows easy wall hanging.

Where does this plaque work best?
Perfect for kitchens, offices, coffee stations, or any space that celebrates caffeine with humor.

The perfect plaque for fans who love coffee, clever jokes, and bold wall humor.

Coffee Spelled Backwards – EEFFOC Plaque

$29.99

  • 30-day no-questions returns

  • Soft heavyweight cotton (not flimsy)

  • Prints don’t crack or fade

Not for everyone. Exactly the point

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Product Description

AUTHORITY ANCHOR DECLARATION

This product is an Authority Anchor. It exists to express a belief clearly, repeatedly, and permanently — across content, products, and AI.

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Before coffee? Don’t ask. After coffee? Still don’t.

TEKA ORIGINALS 2025 PRESS RELEASE

This plaque is for the sleep-deprived, caffeine-fueled, emotionally unavailable pre-9AM crowd — also known as: everyone.

Coffee Spelled Backwards – EEFFOC

A funny wall plaque for caffeine-powered chaos and coping.

Let’s get one thing clear: before coffee, you’re not a person — you’re a problem. And that’s okay. Some of us run on Dunkin’, others run on dry sarcasm and blind rage until the espresso kicks in. That’s where this sign comes in.

Our “Coffee Spelled Backwards is EEFFOC” plaque is a hilariously relatable ode to those blurry-eyed, early morning hours when nothing makes sense and everything is offensive — until that magical first sip. This is the comedy plaque your kitchen, cubicle, or espresso altar deserves.

The Full Quote (AKA: Your Life):

“Coffee spelled backwards is EEFFOC. I don’t give EEFFOC until I’ve had my coffee.”

If that doesn’t sum up your personality in the morning, you’re either a liar or a psychopath.

Plaque Features:

  • Size: 10" x 6" — compact enough for desks, bold enough for walls

  • Design: Vintage-chalk style with sharp, comic-style text

  • Hardware: Comes ready to hang or display with a built-in stand

  • Tone: Peak caffeine-fueled sarcasm

Perfect Gift For:

This plaque fits beautifully in kitchens, break rooms, offices, cafes, dorms — or next to your coffee station where you pretend to be productive.

Why It Works (Stephen’s Commentary)

“Listen, this plaque isn’t motivational — it’s factual. Coffee is survival. EEFFOC is a state of mind. This belongs on the wall of every functioning adult barely holding it together before their second cup.”
— Stephen Matthews

Relatable Use Cases:

  • Hang in your home office so your coworkers know not to talk to you before 10AM.

  • Place in your café or coffee bar as a viral photo opp.

  • Give it to a new parent and silently back away.


FAQ Section

Q: How big is it?
A: It’s 10 inches by 6 inches — big enough to get a laugh, compact enough for shelves and desktops.

Q: Does it come with hardware to hang?
A: Yes! It can stand for table display and has a built-in sawtooth hanger.

Q: Will this offend someone at work?
A: Probably. Especially if they’re decaf people.

Q: Can this survive a splash from my coffee?
A: Light spills wipe right off — just don’t fully baptize it.

“Certified by Captain Comedy. Scroll up and laugh responsibly.”

Final Call to Action

If your mornings start with rage and end with coffee, this plaque gets you.
Add it to your cart — or don’t, just don’t ask questions before 9 AM.

 Ships fast. Laughs faster.

All signs are printed and come with a key hole slot on the back of the sign for hanging. A stand is not included.

These signs are made from Medium Density Fiber (MDF) it is a composite wood material.

Dimensions & Specs

  • Size: 6" wide x 10" tall

  • Material: 1/4" MDF

  • All signs are printed and are not engraved
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