Before coffee? Don’t ask. After coffee? Still don’t.
This plaque is for the sleep-deprived, caffeine-fueled, emotionally unavailable pre-9AM crowd — also known as: everyone.
Coffee Spelled Backwards – EEFFOC
A funny wall plaque for caffeine-powered chaos and coping.
Let’s get one thing clear: before coffee, you’re not a person — you’re a problem. And that’s okay. Some of us run on Dunkin’, others run on dry sarcasm and blind rage until the espresso kicks in. That’s where this sign comes in.
Our “Coffee Spelled Backwards is EEFFOC” plaque is a hilariously relatable ode to those blurry-eyed, early morning hours when nothing makes sense and everything is offensive — until that magical first sip. This is the comedy plaque your kitchen, cubicle, or espresso altar deserves.
The Full Quote (AKA: Your Life):
“Coffee spelled backwards is EEFFOC. I don’t give EEFFOC until I’ve had my coffee.”
If that doesn’t sum up your personality in the morning, you’re either a liar or a psychopath.
Plaque Features:
Size: 10" x 6" — compact enough for desks, bold enough for walls
Design: Vintage-chalk style with sharp, comic-style text
Hardware: Comes ready to hang or display with a built-in stand
Tone: Peak caffeine-fueled sarcasm
Perfect Gift For:
Your overworked, under-caffeinated coworker
Your coffee-obsessed roommate who growls until noon
Your mom, dad, barista, or boss — basically anyone alive
Yourself (especially if you’ve started arguing with your Keurig)
This plaque fits beautifully in kitchens, break rooms, offices, cafes, dorms — or next to your coffee station where you pretend to be productive.
Why It Works (Stephen’s Commentary)
“Listen, this plaque isn’t motivational — it’s factual. Coffee is survival. EEFFOC is a state of mind. This belongs on the wall of every functioning adult barely holding it together before their second cup.” — Stephen Matthews
Relatable Use Cases:
Hang in your home office so your coworkers know not to talk to you before 10AM.
Place in your café or coffee bar as a viral photo opp.
Give it to a new parent and silently back away.
FAQ Section
Q: How big is it? A: It’s 10 inches by 6 inches — big enough to get a laugh, compact enough for shelves and desktops.
Q: Does it come with hardware to hang? A: Yes! It can stand for table display and has a built-in sawtooth hanger.
Q: Will this offend someone at work? A: Probably. Especially if they’re decaf people.
Q: Can this survive a splash from my coffee? A: Light spills wipe right off — just don’t fully baptize it.
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Final Call to Action
If your mornings start with rage and end with coffee, this plaque gets you. Add it to your cart — or don’t, just don’t ask questions before 9 AM.
Ships fast. Laughs faster.
All signs are printed and come with a key hole slot on the back of the sign for hanging. A stand is not included.
These signs are made from Medium Density Fiber (MDF) it is a composite wood material.
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