Brew Regrets Since Monday Coffee Mug

You ever sip a Monday mistake on a Thursday morning? This mug gets it. For the ones who brew bold, sip strong, and regret nothing until caffeine wears off—Brew Regrets Since Monday is more than a mug. It’s a lifestyle warning label. For your desk. Or theirs.

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Mondays, caffeine, and the sweet taste of regret.

You know how it starts. You wake up late, hit brew without thinking, and that first sip is divine… until your inbox pings, and bam—reality kicks in. The caffeine hits your bloodstream at the same speed as Monday’s regret. That’s where this mug comes in.

“Brew Regrets Since Monday” isn't just a coffee mug—it's your unofficial HR warning sign, your digital detox disclaimer, and the soul of every over-caffeinated, under-appreciated worker bee who’s been gaslit by the glow of a Slack notification.

It’s for anyone who’s said “Sure, I’ll join the Zoom” with rage behind their eyes and hope in their coffee. For the coworker who’s had 8 coffees before noon and is still barely polite. It’s for YOU—or the you before lunch.

Printed in a heavy black typeface that practically shouts without yelling, this mug knows what it’s here for. It’s not trying to be cute. It’s trying to hold your coffee while you hold back tears, existential dread, or another customer service email that starts with “Just circling back…”

So, what makes it mugnificent?

• Size that means business – 15oz ceramic build, microwave-safe for your third reheat, and dishwasher-safe because nobody has time for handwashing.

• Bold, high-res print – “Brew Regrets Since Monday” in unapologetically sarcastic typography. Built to withstand your rage-swirls and Monday shakiness.

• Perfect for gifting – Give it to your work spouse, burnout buddy, or passive-aggressive manager. Wrap it in tissue, not trauma.

• Vibe-matched – Fits perfectly with other caffeinated dysfunctionals like Sippy Cup for Grownups and Blame the Beans. Get the trifecta of truth.

Who is this mug for?

• Office warriors running on espresso and existentialism
• Stay-at-home parents who haven’t sat down since 2014
• Burnt-out side hustlers juggling dreams and deadlines
• The intern who’s two breakdowns away from brilliance
• You, after 7 emails and no answers

And why this mug?

Because it says what we’re all thinking but can’t type in the group chat. Because your other mugs say “Live Laugh Love” and you’re more “Leave Me Alone.” Because this is the coffee mug that leans into the chaos and laughs anyway.

Brew Regrets Since Monday isn’t just a funny mug—it’s a spiritual companion for those navigating deadlines, dreams, and decaf. It doesn't fix your problems, but it holds your coffee while you pretend to.

Real Talk: Monday Didn’t Deserve You

Let’s be honest. Monday showed up with audacity. And you? You showed up with ambition, a triple shot, and absolutely zero support. But this mug? This mug was made for those moments when caffeine is the only thing standing between you and a full breakdown in front of your coworkers.

When your coffee burns your tongue and you still go back for more? That’s called loyalty. This mug knows. This mug listens. This mug doesn’t ask questions—it just holds the fuel.

Pair it with:

• Sippy Cup for Grownups – when your sarcasm needs backup.

• Toxic Positivity Dispenser – the antidote to fake smiles.

• This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things – for when the breakroom drama goes nuclear.

Why They’ll Buy (And Keep Buying)

This isn’t a one-hit novelty. This is the everyday go-to. The office icebreaker. The morning mood ring. It gives personality to your caffeine routine, and at Teka Originals, every design has meaning, mischief, and a little mayhem behind it.

It’s the type of mug you defend when coworkers reach for it. The one you rescue from the dishwasher like it’s your emotional support animal. And yes—it makes a perfect last-minute gift that feels way more thoughtful than it probably was.

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Own your regret. Fuel your chaos. Brew louder.
Click Add to Cart and get your new favorite mug before another Monday comes for your soul.
Because coffee is temporary, but sarcasm is forever.

🟡 FAQ 

Q: Is this mug dishwasher and microwave safe?
A: Yes! Both 11oz and 15oz sizes are microwave and dishwasher safe.

Q: Is the print durable or will it fade?
A: The design is printed using high-temp sublimation for long-lasting color and sarcasm. It won’t fade with normal use.

Q: Is this a good gift for coworkers or friends?
A: Absolutely. It’s perfect for anyone with a caffeine addiction and a sense of humor—especially those who live in “email hell.”

Q: Can I return the mug if I hate Mondays too much?
A: 100%. We offer hassle-free returns because even your mug should spark joy.

🟡 Reviews

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“My coworkers think I’m hilarious now. I’m not. This mug is.” – Jamie R.
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“It’s the only mug I trust with my rage-brewed coffee. Iconic.” – Dee V.
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“I bought one for every team member. Now our meetings feel like therapy.” – Marcus H.

This high-quality 15oz ceramic white mug has a premium hard coat that provides crisp and vibrant color reproduction, sure to last for years. Perfect for all hot & cold beverages.

Features:

• High Gloss + Premium White Finish

• ORCA Coating

• Dishwasher and Microwave Safe

• 3.7"H x 3.7"W x 3.2"D

• 10.2" Circumference