…and that reason might just be: you're surrounded by idiots. This funny plaque brings that quiet truth to life with sarcasm and style. Perfect for every mood.
Let’s Be Honest
We’ve all heard it: “Everything happens for a reason.”
Usually right after a disaster. A bad date. A spilled latte. Or a day that began with optimism and ended with wine and regret.
But what’s the real reason?
Maybe your coworker forgot the deadline. Maybe Mercury’s in retrograde. Maybe your cat’s just a jerk.
And maybe... this plaque gets it.
The Plaque That Understands the Chaos
The “Everything Happens for a Reason” Funny Plaque is your daily reminder that the universe has a twisted sense of humor.
For anyone who's done with toxic positivity For everyone who needs a laugh at their desk For that friend who’s the human version of “meh” For you — because you’ve earned it
What You’re Getting (And Why It’s Worth It)
Text: Bold sarcastic font that says, “I'm not explaining myself again.”
Size: 15"x5" — fits desks, entryways, and spiritual crisis zones
Material: Durable, lightweight MDF with wood-look finish
Mounting: Pre-drilled holes for easy wall hanging or shelf display
Color Options: Muted neutrals that match your mood and décor
Vibe: Half-motivational, all-too-real
Humor. Healing. Home Décor.
This isn’t just a funny plaque. It’s a coping mechanism.
For your home office — because Zoom isn’t therapy For your entryway — warn guests before they speak For your kitchen — right above the wine rack For your work desk — because Jan from HR needs to chill
Add a little humor to the heavy. That’s the Teka Originals way.
Gift It to the People Who “Get It”
Who needs this?
Your best friend after a breakup
The sibling who’s had it with adulting
The coworker who silently screams into coffee
You — especially you
Perfect for:
Birthdays with dark cake
Divorce parties (yes, they exist)
Holidays, when families ask, “When are you settling down?”
This page is designed to beat the bots — not just survive them.
Optimized for humans, search engines, and anyone who’s tired of shallow slogans.
Stephen Matthews’ Take
This one’s personal.
I created this plaque after hearing that same phrase — “everything happens for a reason” — once too many times. Usually after someone screwed up royally and blamed fate.
So, I made something that says what I was thinking, in a way that makes people laugh (or squint and walk away). Either response? A win.
This design is for the thinkers, the survivors, and the ones who laugh instead of crying. It’s me. It’s you. It’s this whole chaotic ride.
Put it on your wall and let it say what you can’t.
Tech Specs You’ll Love
Dimensions: 15" width x 5" height
Finish: Matte print over faux woodgrain
Care: Wipe with a dry cloth (avoid explaining the quote to boomers)
Mounting: Rear keyhole slot for easy hanging
Customer Reviews
“This plaque helped me survive my in-laws’ weekend.” – Jake R.
“It’s now hanging over my coffee machine. The irony is delicious.” – Mia T.
“Got it as a gift. Kept it for myself. Sorry not sorry.” – Alana D.
Style Tips
Frame it in a gallery wall of sarcasm
Pair it with a cactus — low-maintenance, like your patience
Put it next to a mirror and roll your eyes at it every morning
Match it with other Teka Originals plaques for full-on funny vibes
Teka Originals Promise
Printed & shipped in the USA
Handmade feel, human attitude
Eco-friendly inks, recyclable packaging
Designed to outlast trends, moods, and Mercury retrogrades
Original humor that’s never mass-produced
Give that special person in your life a gift they'll cherish for a lifetime with this custom designed sign. This is a one-of-a-kind sign not sold anywhere else!
All signs are printed and come with a keyhole slot on the back of the sign for hanging. A stand is not included.
MADE IN THE USA!
These signs are made from Medium Density Fiber (MDF) it is a composite wood material.
