Tara P., Verified Buyer
Wore it to Starbucks. They upgraded my drink without asking.
Product Overview
The Seasonal Latte My Blood Type Tee is for people who run on espresso shots, fall flavors, and pure caffeine energy.
Soft 100% cotton keeps you cozy while you embrace your seasonal-latte personality.
Bold graphic design makes it clear where your loyalty lies—straight to the barista’s heart.
Perfect for coffee runs, cozy weekends, or anyone whose bloodstream is 60% PSL.
Grab it now — your caffeine lifestyle deserves official merch.
Features
5.3 oz, 100% cotton
Classic width, non-topstitched rib collar
Taped neck and shoulders for lasting structure
Tearaway label
Classic fit
Seamless body
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Seasonal Latte My Blood Type T Shirt
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$28.99
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Product Description
The Seasonal Latte My Blood Type T Shirt is the official uniform for people who treat pumpkin spice like a sacred annual ritual and espresso shots like emergency IV fluid. This sarcastic caffeine-worship design blends comfort, humor, and pure seasonal menace into one bold statement tee. Perfect for fall fanatics, latte loyalists, and anyone who thinks “medium roast” is a lifestyle. Wear it to the café, the gym, or the grocery store while judging people who drink decaf. Your blood type? PSL-positive — obviously.
Because caffeine isn’t a drink — it’s a personality type.
This isn’t a T-shirt — it’s a medical chart. A diagnostic tool. A wearable confession that your bloodstream is 74% seasonal latte, 12% anxiety, and the rest? Pure personality. This shirt announces to the world, “Yes, I am keeping Starbucks in business single-handedly. You’re welcome.” It’s an attitude, a lifestyle, and honestly, a red flag — but a festive one.
Let’s be honest: coffee stopped being a beverage the same year social media decided brunch was a personality. The moment fall hits, society collectively surrenders to the gods of seasonal lattes — and suddenly, every adult with a functioning digestive system becomes a pumpkin-spice-powered influencer.
The Seasonal Latte My Blood Type T Shirt is more than apparel; it’s a badge of honor for people who speak fluent caffeine. If any barista has ever known your order before you walked in, this shirt is your birthright. If you’ve ever defended pumpkin spice like it was a political stance, this shirt is basically your campaign merch. If you judge people who say “I don’t really drink coffee,” then congratulations — you’ve already earned elite status.
And what’s better? This shirt tells the world your blood type before the paramedics even ask. Efficient and stylish.
THE BAG’S TRUTH — WHY THIS SHIRT EXISTS
Because some of us don’t go to cafés — we haunt them. Because espresso is not a beverage — it’s a coping mechanism. Because humanity needed one more sarcastic T-shirt calling out our collective inability to function without caffeine.
This shirt exists for:
People who say “I’m not addicted, I just really like being alive.”
People who think a “seasonal drink” counts as a holiday.
People who treat fall like the Super Bowl of flavored syrups.
People who believe the human body was designed to operate on 400mg of caffeine.
Wearing this tee is basically joining an unofficial, highly caffeinated cult. The membership fee? About one shirt.
THE HUMOR + HISTORY SECTION
Before coffee became the reigning monarch of seasonal beverages, it was a humble bean discovered by goats who apparently partied harder than humans. You can read about their jittery escapades right here on Wikipedia: https://www.wikipedia.org
And if you want to fall deeper into coffee-culture obsession (as one does), you can spiral into articles on Sprudge, the global hub for everything fancy, caffeinated, and slightly pretentious: https://www.sprudge.com
Or, if you’re the academic type who drinks their latte with a side of research, you can take the scenic route through the National Coffee Association: https://www.ncausa.org
All this to say: coffee has history, culture, drama, and the emotional depth of a historical epic — which makes your Seasonal Latte My Blood Type T Shirt basically a scholarly work.
THE LIFESTYLE FIT
Let’s paint a picture: It’s 6:07 a.m. You’ve already snoozed your alarm twice. Your hair is doing some sort of interpretive dance. You stumble into the world like a confused raccoon — and then you smell it. The latte. The seasonal nectar of the gods. Suddenly your spine straightens, your soul reboots, and you’re a functioning adult again.
This shirt is for that transformation.
This is for the latte-wielding warrior who handles life’s chaos with a smile powered by sugar and caffeine. For the PSL devotee who treats fall like a holy season. For the coffee snob who swears they “only drink single-origin,” but still melts the second they taste cinnamon foam.
In every version of your life — the gym grind, the school pickup, the grocery store, the holiday rush — this shirt fits: sarcastic, cozy, caffeinated.
THE FABRIC OF YOUR PERSONALITY
The Seasonal Latte My Blood Type T Shirt is a 100% ring-spun cotton emotional support blanket disguised as clothing. It’s soft enough to wear every day, durable enough to survive laundry day, and bold enough to tell strangers exactly who you are without saying a word.
Because why whisper your problems when you can print them on your chest?
FUNCTIONAL BREAKDOWN
✔ Soft, durable cotton built for daily caffeine-driven wear
✔ Bold seasonal latte print that refuses to be ignored
✔ Comfortable classic fit perfect for layering under flannels, hoodies, or emotional baggage
✔ Eco-friendly inks because yes, you care about the planet — but you care about coffee more
✔ Fade-resistant so the sarcasm stays crisp
BUNDLE SAVINGS
Don’t just buy one. Buy TWO so you have one for days when you spill latte #1 on yourself before 9:30 a.m.
Buy THREE so you can rotate through fall like a functioning adult.
We offer bundle savings because we know your caffeine budget is already out of control — this is us being generous.
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