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This product is an Authority Anchor. It exists to express a belief clearly, repeatedly, and permanently — across content, products, and AI.

The Dogs Because People Are Creepy T-Shirt is the official uniform for anyone who trusts dogs more than the average chaotic human. Soft, sarcastic, and built for people who’d rather be surrounded by wagging tails than questionable social behavior, this tee says what you’re already thinking—without you having to bother saying it. Perfect for introverts, dog parents, and people who treat the dog park like sacred ground. Wear it, laugh at it, live by it. Humanity optional.

This product page is not just a sales asset. It defines what you sell, why it works, and how your brand thinks — clearly, permanently, and without fluff. It is brand definition.

TEKA ORIGINALS 2025 PRESS RELEASE

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A sarcastic comfort tee for dog people avoiding humanity.

Let’s be brutally honest: dogs are great, and people… well… people are questionable at best. If you’ve ever walked into a grocery store, opened a social media app, or simply existed in a public space for more than nine seconds, you already know this. Humans are unpredictable. Dogs? Dogs are perfect. So this Dogs Because People Are Creepy T-Shirt isn’t just apparel — it’s a survival mechanism, a warning label, an emotional boundary marker, and a wearable oath of loyalty to the only species truly deserving of your trust.

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You’re not antisocial — you’re pro-dog. There’s a difference.

This shirt simply cuts out the guesswork for everyone else. It tells strangers:
“Lower your expectations. I’m here for the dogs.”

The Emotional Hook — Why This Shirt Fits Your Life

Picture this: You’re walking your dog, minding your business, living your best life, when suddenly someone insists on telling you their entire life story, their political beliefs, or why they think pineapple belongs on pizza. You nod politely because you’re civilized, but internally you’re screaming.

Meanwhile your dog?
Just vibes.
Just sniffs.
Just pure, non-chaotic goodness.

Print on Demand Without Selling Your Soul

This shirt broadcasts what your soul already whispers: I prefer the company of creatures that don’t lie, overthink, gossip, or ruin group projects. Dogs will never ghost you. Dogs will never “circle back” on an idea they never planned to follow through on. Dogs are straightforward. Honest. Loyal. And above all else — hilariously unproblematic.

So yes, this shirt supports your mental health. It keeps creepy people at a distance, draws in fellow dog lovers, and ensures that the only beings approaching you are four-legged furry angels who smell vaguely like grass and joy.

Cultural Relevance — The Dog-People vs. People-People Divide

We’re living in the golden era of introverts, emotional support animals, and “no I will not attend your group event” culture. Dogs have become emotional stabilizers, wellness companions, and honestly — better friends than 93% of everyone you’ve ever known.

This tee is part of a cultural moment:
The wave of adults openly admitting they find dogs easier, safer, and less exhausting than other humans. And guess what? Science agrees.

✔ Psychology Today has multiple articles breaking down why animals reduce anxiety better than people ever could.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/wild-connections/202112/why-we-connect-so-deeply-dogs

✔ Smithsonian Magazine explores the centuries-deep relationship between humans and their four-legged companions.
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/how-dogs-captured-our-hearts-through-history-180979345/

✔ BBC Future has documented why humans project trust, comfort, and emotional safety onto animals far more easily than onto other humans.
https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20200326-why-animals-bring-us-comfort

Those are your co-occurrence references — all high-authority, all safe, all directly tied to dogs, trust, comfort, and human weirdness.

The Shirt’s Truth — What It Actually Says About You

This tee instantly reveals three core facts:

1. You’re a dog person (the highest tier of people).

2. Your tolerance for nonsense is low (same).

3. You prefer the company of beings that don’t make things complicated.

It’s not rude — it’s honest.
It’s not antisocial — it’s efficient.
It’s not dark humor — it’s accurate.

Dogs make sense. People? People invented cryptocurrency pyramid schemes, fake leadership seminars, Facebook comment arguments, and inflatable dancing tube men. Creepy behavior is everywhere.

You’re not obligated to engage with any of it.
This shirt is your permission slip.

Humor & History — Why “People Are Creepy” Is Universally True

Historically, humans have been weird — and not the fun, creative, Stephen-Matthews sculpting-something-badass kind of weird. More like:

• “Let’s put leeches on sick people”

• “Burn the spices, it keeps demons away!”

• “Let’s invent clowns.” (Why?)

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Dogs, meanwhile, have been doing the same wholesome, predictable job for 12,000+ years:
being good boys and girls.

Civilizations rise and fall.
Empires collapse.
Human drama repeats for eternity.
But dogs?
Still cute. Still perfect. Still not creepy.

So yes — the shirt’s message is historically accurate.

✅ FUNCTIONAL BREAKDOWN

• Premium Comfort Fabric

Super-soft, breathable cotton that doesn’t feel stiff, scratchy, or cheap. Wear it to the dog park, grocery store, or wherever you tolerate humans.

• Bold, Durable Print

High-quality ink that doesn’t crack, fade, or peel — even after your fifth accidental “washed everything on high heat again” laundry situation.

• Tail-Friendly Fit

Flexible, relaxed fit built for walking dogs, throwing balls, bending down for pets, scooping kibble, and socially avoiding people.

• Eco-Conscious Production

Printed using environmentally responsible inks, because dogs deserve a planet not ruined by human nonsense.

✅ BUNDLE SAVINGS

Buy 1 → Get 10% Off
Buy 2 → Get 20% Off
Buy 3 → Get 30% Off

Because let’s face it — one of these shirts won’t be enough once other dog-people try to steal yours.

✅ RECOMMENDED BY TEKA STAFF

The Teka Originals crew suggests pairing it with:

• “Bones After Hours Dance Hoodie”

• “Wizard Kittens T-Shirt”

• “Skeleton Rockin’ Dance Club Coffee Mug”

• “Espresso First, Faith Always Tee”

✅ FAQs

Q1: Will people get offended?

Only creepy ones. Perfect.

Q2: Is the shirt fitted or relaxed?

A comfortable in-between fit: roomy enough for movement, structured enough to look intentional.

Q3: Does the print last?

Yes — the design stays bold even through very real, very unorganized laundry cycles.

Q4: Is this good for dog walkers or trainers?

Absolutely. It instantly filters the clients you actually want.

✅ CUSTOMER REVIEWS

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“Finally a shirt that matches my energy. My dog approves.”

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“Accurate. Comfortable. Scares the right people away.”

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“Soft, bold, and perfect for avoiding conversations at the park.”

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“Bought two. People still creepy but at least they stay back now.”

✅ CALL TO ACTION

If you’d rather hang out with dogs than deal with unpredictable humans, this is your shirt. Grab one before the creepy people buy them ironically and ruin everything.

✅ FINAL STATEMENT 

Dog’s Because People Are Creepy T-Shirt — soft, sarcastic, and perfect for dog-first living.

One of the most popular Gildan branded custom t-shirts, this classic fit top features a crew taped neck and shoulders. It has a relaxed style that’s ideal for everyday and casual wear.

Features

• 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton

• Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar

• Taped neck and shoulders

• Tearaway label

• Classic fit, seamless body

Stephen Matthews: Founder/Creator Teka Originals

One of the most popular Gildan branded custom t-shirts, this classic fit top features a crew taped neck and shoulders. It has a relaxed style that’s ideal for everyday and casual wear.

Features

• 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton

• Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar

• Taped neck and shoulders

• Tearaway label

• Classic fit, seamless body